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Caritas - Saturday evening

Tino was being suspiciously nice to GOB this evening. He even prepared a drink for GOB for when he walked into the bar. "A banana daiquiri?" GOB asked suspiciously. "Thanks." It didn't smell poisoned. It didn't taste poisoned. It seemed like Tino was being randomly kind tonight.

"Seriously, this is pretty good. I didn't know you could make them this gooooooooooo--"

GOB slipped on a banana peel and hit his head on the ground. Tino dragged him to the back room and locked it.

Tonight was Shirtless Saturday at Caritas.

[OOC: I will likely not be around much tonight, therefore GOB is passed out in the back room. Please mod Tino. Drinks are half-price if you're not wearing a shirt, but this IS a community post. Ladies, please wear bras. Everyone, please keep things clean. Half-naked, yes, but clean. Don't make me make an admin complaint about myself.]

Re: The Stage [12/16]

[identity profile] guitar-and-gun.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
El was a bit surprised by the sign out front, but figured, when in Rome.

Stripping off his shirt and jacket, he went up on stage, and played a very fiery and fast tempoed set.
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Re: The Stage [12/16]

[personal profile] nadiathesaint 2006-12-17 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Nadia had quietly ignored the sign out front and headed into Caritas. . . . Just in time to see her dance professor on stage, shirtless.

She kinda just stood there watching for the whole set.

Re: The Stage [12/16]

[identity profile] nun-better.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, Rosette was a nun, but Rosette was also female.

In fact, because she was a nun, she didn't get to see stuff like that that appealed so well to that female part.

She cheered wildly and appriciatively.

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[identity profile] queen-of-zagreb.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Now nicely martini-ed, Yitzhak headed up to the stage and had a completely silent, but very clear, conversation with the zombie band, who promptly launched into Cher's "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves."

I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show
My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good

Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down

Picked up a boy just south of Mobile
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal
I was sixteen, he was twenty-one
Rode with us to Memphis
And papa woulda shot him if he knew what he'd done

Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down

I never had schoolin' but he taught me well
With his smooth southern style
Three months later, I'm a gal in trouble
And I haven't seen him for a while
I haven't seen him for a while

She was born in the wagon of a travelin' show
Her mama had to dance for the money they'd throw
Grandpa'd do whatever he could
Preach a little gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good

Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down


Yes, there was a good bit of posing and vamping it up going on there before Yitzhak left the stage again. Very reluctantly, it might be noted.

Re: The Stage [12/16]

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Parker got up, and after Harper, whispered something to the zombies.

The version she's singing is the Ani DiFranco arrangement; all syncopated rhythm and repeated beats.

Frankly, it's pretty damn eerie, and not at all reassuring or hymn-like.

amazing grace
how sweet
the sound

that saved
a wretch
like me...

i once was lost
but now i'm found

was blind
but now--
i see....

'twas grace that taught
my heart
to fear

and grace that fear
relieved....

how precious did
that grace
appear

the hour
i first--
believed

through many dangers
toils
and snares

i have
already come

'twas grace
that brought
me safe
thus far

and grace
will lead
me
home....

and when
this heart and flesh
shall fail

and mortal life
shall cease

i shall
possess
within the vail
a life
of joy
and peace.....


Parker bowed to the band, then headed back to the bar, and Harper.

Re: The Bar [12/16]

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Parker wasn't seriously considering the half-price drink thing. She was, however, wondering who she could talk into stripping for her.

She was also admiring Tino. Because hey, it's been a while.

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[identity profile] mildly-super.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
no shirtless clark icons

Clark looked skeptically at the evening's theme.

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[identity profile] theharperisgood.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Harper glanced at the sign, then started pulling his jacket off despite my sad lack of shirtless icons. Hey, cheap booze was cheap booze.

Re: The Bar [12/16]

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Parker snickered, and perched her chin on her fist. Hey, gotta admire the scenery where you find it.

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Re: The Bar [12/16]

[identity profile] nun-better.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Rosette was honestly considering it. Getting so many free drinks last night helped quell her desire to get the ones tonight half-off, as did the fact that it wasn't exactly easy to go shirtless with a habit. It was either all or nothin' for her.

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[identity profile] mildly-super.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Clark blanched when Rosette came in because a topless Nun would just be too weird.

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[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Parker... blinked. And thanked God that Angel was back in L.A. by now.

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[identity profile] rustyboywonder.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Dr. Venture thought for a second, then took off his shirt. Amazingly today wasn't a speed suit day. How handy for him.

He got a Rob Roy from Tino, who was amazingly trying to not make eye contact.

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[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Walter had seen many horrible things in his life, but that... he needed many more half price drinks.

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[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
After watching El on stage, Walter needed a drink. And taking off his shirt wasn't a terrible thing, so he did.

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[identity profile] nine-and-ears.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
The Doctor had no problem shedding his jacket and jumper for a bit of a discount.

He was sitting with a gin and tonic, happily.

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Re: The Bar [12/16]

[identity profile] queen-of-zagreb.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
By Yitzhak's logic, the sign out front didn't mean you couldn't wear a dress.

That was more than enough excuse for him to bust out the full drag regalia, as far as he was concerned.

Tino didn't seem to think so at first, but a series of well-timed glares, alternating with a come-hither look or two, swayed his resolve nicely, and soon Yitzhak was comfortably perched on a stool, legs crossed, with the brightest pink martini possible.

Re: The Bar [12/16]

[identity profile] nun-better.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
For the record, there was, officially, now a shirtless nun (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/1284448.html?thread=58132320#t58132320). Enjoying her half-off drink emmensely.

Re: The Bar [12/16]

[identity profile] socksofcool.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
Like Seely needed an excuse to take his clothes off?

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[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Image (http://photobucket.com/) John was down for it. Just... don't mind the cast.

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Re: OOC [12/16]

[identity profile] l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com 2006-12-17 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Because he's here, in spirit.