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The Park [early evening]

Siegfried, Roy and their white tiger were in the park, prepared to put on a Very Important Show.

Well, if the tiger wouldn't keep running off. And...beeping. What the hell was that about anyway?

Ah, gremlin bites. Luke and Gavin were going to unhappy tomorrow, but for now...

Siegfried turned to Roy. "Are ve ready?"

Artoo, who was not a tiger, made another run for it.

[OOC: Open to all! Come witness the humiliation!]
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[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
"At least ve have all of our HAIR."

Roy threw down the gauntlet.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
GOB stepped off the Segway. "That's it. Let's fight."

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Tiger, it is all right to eat him," Siegfried told Artoo, then stepped way, way back.

Artoo, with a mental shrug, moved forward with his taser attachment outstretched.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh no, I'm going to get eaten by a trash can. Looks like somebody's too chicken to fight me themselves. COKA COKA COKA COH!" GOB called, doing what could only be described as a chicken dance. "COKA COKA COKA COH!" There was clapping. "COKA COKA COKA COH!"

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Artoo, for his part, was not wtf'ing at GOB.

"Tiger, perhaps joo should not eat him," Roy said. "I think he has sickness of das brain."

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
"You're the one who talks like a freak," GOB said. "COKA COH!"

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Roy leaned down and spoke into Artoo's dome. "I think he das haf the disease from the sexes."

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
"My last exam showed that I didn't have any STDs, so try again," GOB said.

[identity profile] sixstandingby.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
"Tiger." Roy pointed dramatically at GOB. "Eat him."

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Fine. Bring it, trash can," GOB scoffed. "COME ON!"

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Artoo brought it. Oh, yes he did.

Taser ho!

...not dirty.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" GOB yelled, hopping back in pain.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Das ist ein tiger bite," Siegfried informed him.

No, it wasn't.

[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
GOB hopped back onto the Segway and rode back slightly. "This isn't over. I'll run you out of this business just like I've run other people out and been run out myself!"

The Segway turned around and rode off.
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