The Park [early evening]

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Siegfried, Roy and their white tiger were in the park, prepared to put on a Very Important Show.

Well, if the tiger wouldn't keep running off. And...beeping. What the hell was that about anyway?

Ah, gremlin bites. Luke and Gavin were going to unhappy tomorrow, but for now...

Siegfried turned to Roy. "Are ve ready?"

Artoo, who was not a tiger, made another run for it.

[OOC: Open to all! Come witness the humiliation!]

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[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

"Ve are doing ze magic!" Roy said. "And ve need an audience!"

[the_merriest]

"Gavin? Why are you talking funny?" Rikku's head was starting to hurt.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Roy laughed, dismissing her with a demure flick of his wrist. "I am from ze Germany. Dis is how ve talk!"

[the_merriest]

"You're ... from Tatooine. So is ... Luke!?" Rikku looked between the two of them. Still staring. What the ...

"Okay, listen. Did you hit your head? 'Cause they have a clinic here. Or is this some kinda Tatooineish holiday, like, act like weird Germans in the park day? 'Cause I have no idea what that would be celebrating. At all."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Das people here, there are sehr confused," Siegfried whispered to Roy. "We are Siegfried und Roy!" he said, throwing his arm up.

Glitter fell from his shirt. He ignored that.

Luke was going to hate himself in the morning.

[the_merriest]

"Noooo, you're Luke, and he's my little brother Gavin, and you've all been drinking. No, wait! This is a Fandom thing, isn't it? Wow." She giggled. "I wish I had a camera. This would make really good blackmail."

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Artoo tootled a little mischievously. He was getting it all on tape.

"Und this is our tiger, also named the Siegfried," Siegfried said, gesturing grandly at Artoo.

[the_merriest]

Rikku giggled again. "It's, uh, very nice to meet you, Siegfried. Uh, Siegfried Junior."

She eyed Artoo. "You, uh, you're gonna watch out for them, right? So they don't do something really stupid and get hurt?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Artoo bleeted out a complicated diatribe about how these two were clearly out of their minds and how they owed him so, so huge and Threepio would never let him hear the end of it and of course he was taping it.

And planning to sell it to anyone with a dollar.

Siegfried smiled fondly. "The tiger, he likes you, I think!" he said, giving her a playful wink.

[the_merriest]

"I ... I think he does too, Luke. Uh, Siegfried, I mean. Roy?" Wow. Way too confusing here.

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"It happens all ze time," Siegfried assured her with a smile. "I am Sigfried, mit the blond hair. He is Roy, mit the tight pants und the ass to bounce a quarter from, ja?"

Luke might take up permanent residence under his bed tomorrow.

[the_merriest]

"It's good to meet you, Siegfried." And she considered. "Uh, can you really? Can I see that?"

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Roooooooy," Siegfried trilled. "Come over here und turn around, darling."

Roy sashayed over, throwing in some high kicks. "Yes?"

"This lovely girl would like to watch me bouncing ze quarters," Siegfried told him, waggling his eyebrows.

Roy sighed. "Very vell, zen," he said, turning around.

The quarter...didn't bounce very high.

Luke and Gavin might never be seen in public again.

[the_merriest]

Rikku ... Rikku was just going to die a virgin. She had decided.

"Thank you?" she said weakly. This was her own fault. Entirely. "Thank you, that was ... that was really special."