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The Park [early evening]

Siegfried, Roy and their white tiger were in the park, prepared to put on a Very Important Show.

Well, if the tiger wouldn't keep running off. And...beeping. What the hell was that about anyway?

Ah, gremlin bites. Luke and Gavin were going to unhappy tomorrow, but for now...

Siegfried turned to Roy. "Are ve ready?"

Artoo, who was not a tiger, made another run for it.

[OOC: Open to all! Come witness the humiliation!]
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[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Siegfried smiled happily. "That is my Roy," he said. "He is beautiful, no?"
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[personal profile] multiplez 2007-05-20 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Er, sure!" Z said enthusiastically. "Tell me more about your show. The--er--tiger? It does tricks?"

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
"He does!" Siegfried said, clapping his hands. "Tiger, dance!" he commanded.

Artoo whined, then spun in a circle.

Siegfried chucked another treat at his dome. "Good!"
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[personal profile] multiplez 2007-05-20 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
That poor robot. "I think this is the best thing I've ever seen," said Z. "And Roy--is he a very good friend of yours?"

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Ve haff been together for years, ja," Siegfried said with a grin. "But my Roy, he has ways to keep ze lovemaking always exciting."

Luke was going to kill himself later.
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[personal profile] multiplez 2007-05-20 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Z was thinking pretty much the same thing. "Okay, please don't tell me about your sex life. Um. I know! What led you to work with tigers?"

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-05-20 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Zey are such noble creatures, no?" Siegfried said, giving Artoo an affectionate caress. "So beautiful."
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[personal profile] multiplez 2007-05-21 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Z felt faint with restrained laughter. "Yes. Yes, Artoo is very...noble. And affectionate."

And probably going to taser her in her sleep.

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Artoo was definitely considering that, yeah.

Siegfried laughed. "Ja! Ve haff set up a sanctuary to protect all ze noble beasts."
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[personal profile] multiplez 2007-05-21 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Z briefly envisioned a herd of Artoos roaming free across the plain. A single giggle escaped before she tamped it down. "I mean. That's very noble of you."

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
"It vas my Roy's idea," Siegfried said, shooting Roy a fond look. "He likes to meditate vith them. Sometimes vithout the clothing."
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[personal profile] multiplez 2007-05-21 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Z almost fell over. "And on that note, I take my leave. Before I give myself an aneurysm. Artoo? If he's not better by tomorrow, zap him into submission and come get me so I can find a doctor."

[identity profile] tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com 2007-05-21 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Artoo gave her a cheerful little chirp.

He was planning to zap Luke just on general principle.
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