Caritas - Sunday evening [Open]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

After a couple nights with the bar being closed, GOB was surprised to find Tino passed out naked on the bar, a beer bong hanging from his mouth, and several empty bottles around him.

GOB somehow convinced the zombies to move Tino - because he wasn't going to - and put some police tape around the area Tino had been lying on. Because GOB wasn't touching the area with a towel, either.

[OOC: No Tino tonight! I am around.]

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The Stage [6/24]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Sing about people being naked!

The Bar [6/24]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Drink where a person was just recently naked!

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[witchy-prue.livejournal.com]

Nope, chocolate milk in the common room just wasn't cutting it tonight. Prue entered Caritas looking for something a little stronger. Instead she found police tape.

"Uh...did someone die on the bar?" she asked.

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"No, of course not," GOB scoffed. "He was passed out, naked. Here at Caritas, we make sure that you don't drink enough to make you die."

They did this by trusting that their patrons wouldn't drink so much that they would die. GOB loved the honor system when it wasn't being applied to him.

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[witchy-prue.livejournal.com]

"Just enough for us to pass out naked on the bar. Nice." said Prue.

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John waved, "Good evening, Prue."

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[witchy-prue.livejournal.com]

"Hey John!" said Prue, waving back. "Oh, don't touch the bar. A naked guy was there earlier."

Yeah, she was a little buzzed. And she was extremely pleased by the fact that being dead didn't stop her from getting buzzed.

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

"I was beginning to wonder if you'd disappeared," Fraser said, taking a seat at the bar.

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Who says I didn't?" With that as a cue, GOB clapped his hands together and a burst of smoke erupted out of nowhere.

When it cleared, he was gone. Ducked behind the bar.

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

"I'm now waiting for the smoke alarm to go off," Fraser said, looking at the empty spot. "Must your tricks contain so much smoke?"

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

Mary was bored. She was a little apprehensive when she saw the police tape, but boredom was enough to overcome the apprehension.

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Hello there," GOB said. "Don't mind that. There was a drunk, naked man there earlier. What can I get you?"

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

"Shame I missed all the fun, I think," said Mary, raising an eyebrow. "I'll take a Virgin Mary, please."

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John was mildly disturbed by the police tape, but not enough to stop him from sitting down at the bar.

"Hey, Mr. Bluth, what happened here?"

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Tino was wasted and naked," GOB said. "That spot's quarantined until he's sober and cleans it."

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

After the crap that went down on the dorm roof, Johnny took himself to Caritas to drown himself in misery.

Sliding onto a stool, he tapped the counter with his palm, "Gimme something hard!" His cheek was all bruised up and would definitely be noticable.

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Since GOB had the tequila out anyway, he poured Johnny a shot and passed it down. "Sure thing. What happened to you?"

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

Mary could recognize misery a mile away. "Yikes! What happened to you?" she asked.

Re: The Bar [6/24]

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"That didn't happen during flag football did it?" John asked, gesturing to Johnny's cheek.

The Lounge [6/24]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Watch the undead monstrosities that just moved a naked guy!

OOC [6/24]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

Going against the grain, I call for no naked icons! If you have them, show off your icons with excessive clothing!

Re: OOC [6/24]

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwww naked Tino!

Here, have some argyle. Chicks dig it.

Re: OOC [6/24]

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Clothing for you!

Re: OOC [6/24]

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

*REFUSES*

Re: OOC [6/24]

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

Definitely no nakedness here.