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Caritas - Sunday evening [Open]

GOB had finally gotten the book and read most of the first chapter before remembering that he hated reading. He would have gotten online to wank about anything he could think of, but he didn't have a computer.

So he came into work instead.

Some days it was tough to be GOB.

[OOC: I'm around. Huzzah!]
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[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
GOB pour himself a glass and raised it to Barney. "And the Sex Ed teacher they had last year? I was doing her at the time, so really, it's like I'm teaching it two years in a row."

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[identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Hat's off to you, my brother!" Barney exclaimed. "Finally, I've found someone worth talking to in this town. Tell me 'bout this teacher chick, was she hot?"

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[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Unbelievably," GOB said. "Nineteen years old and dressed like a whore." That's because she was actually a whore. "She was in black and white, though, which was kind of weird. But once you got past that, no complaints."

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[identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Barney grinned at GOB's description, "She sounds amazing. But, whaddaya mean 'black and white'?" Barney kept forgetting his was in the land of weird.

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[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Like, if you're watching a porno on a black and white TV? She looked like that," GOB said in a very classy way. "She said that everyone where she lived was like that. Except she had blue eyes."

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[identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Wow," Barney nodded, impressed. "I haven't been able to bring my porn collection down here, so maybe I'll look up some of this black and white stuff."

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[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
"I think that's what we need in this town. An adult video store," GOB said. "With a section with stuff in black and white since that's what the brothel used to be."

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[identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Barney blinked and flailed, "There's no adult video store? There used to be a brothel?" He was probably going to go into shock soon. "Please tell me there's at least a local strip club!"

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[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Not on the island," GOB said, shaking his head. "I'm just as disappointed as you are."

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[identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"And strip clubs have the best buffet lunches!" Barney lamented the loss of naked girls and chicken wings.

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[identity profile] bluth-illusions.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Preaching to the choir, man," GOB said, shaking his head. "We should organize something to get a strip club in Fandom." By 'we' GOB of course meant 'Barney.'

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[identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com 2007-07-23 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Hmm...I'll consider that." Barney might enjoy being the proprietor of a strip club.
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