Caritas - Friday evening [Open]

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After having Tino melt down tiny chocolate figures in the shape of gnomes, GOB had Tino hang up a sign:

SPECIAL TONIGHT!
Chocolatinis for the price of a martini without chocolate!

After telling Tino to do all that work, GOB was exhausted so he had a chocolatini for himself. It was good.

[OOC: One of my characters is literally profiting off my other character's misery. I should be ashamed of myself.]

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The Stage [8/3]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

The zombies keep playing Mandy Moore's "Candy" over and over tonight. They got an idea in their heads about chocolate and it all went downhill from there.

Re: The Stage [8/3]

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"Hi everyone, I hope you're not letting the world get you down.

Take this green ribbon off my eyes
I'm exposed
And it's no big surprise
Don't you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
To hold your hand
'Cause I'm just a frog, little 'ol me
Don't let me out of your sight
I'm just a frog, all pretty and petite
So don't let me have any rights

Oh...I've had it up to here!
The moment that I step outside
So many reasons
For me to run and hide
I can't do the little things I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things
That I fear

'Cause I'm just a frog I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive
Late at night I'm just a frog,
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare
With their eyes

I'm just a frog,
Take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype

Oh...I've had it up to here!
Oh...am I making myself clear?
I'm just a frog
I'm just a frog in the world...
That's all that you'll let me be!
I'm just a frog, living in captivity
Your rule of thumb
Makes me worry some

I'm just a frog, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to Is making me numb
I'm just a frog, my apologies
What I've become is so burdensome
I'm just a frog, lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison

Oh...I've had it up to!
Oh...I've had it up to!!
Oh...I've had it up to here!"

The Bar [8/3]

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Where chocolatinis flow like chocolate martinis!

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Robin had had enough chocolate tonight, his tummy hurt. But he was here anyway. Surely there was something that could settle his stomach.

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"What'll you have?" GOB asked. It concerned him that he no longer found the thought of asking that question to a small frog to be weird.

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"Alka seltzer?"

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Hey, Tino!" GOB called out "Alka seltzer for the frog!"

When Tino brought over a fizzling glass over, GOB asked, "That doesn't have any weird affects on frogs, does it? It doesn't make you explode or anything?"

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"Not Muppet frogs." he said. "It might make me burp though, so excuse me in advance."

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"I didn't know frogs could burp," GOB said.

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

There was once a time that Mary would have been freaked out by seeing a frog drinking in a bar. Of course, that was before she'd played poker with Robin at the chocolate festival.

"Great song!" she said, beaming. "Wish I had the courage to get on stage and sing."

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"Thanks!" he beamed. "I love to sing. My dad says I take after my Uncle Kermit a lot." He tilted his head quizically. "You should try it." he nodded. "I could go with you if you think it'd help."

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

Mary looked nervously at the stage. "I don't know," she said. "Getting up and speaking in front of a crowd kinda freaks me out. Forget singing in front of a crowd."

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

"Maybe you could start small. Just sing in front of friends, and make them sing too so you wouldn't be the only one."

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

The chocolatinis almost looked good enough to throw three months of sobriety out the window. Fortunately, Mary had her fill of chocolate at the festival so she was able to resist the temptation.

"Club soda with lime, please."

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Of course," GOB said with a smile. He actually got the drink together himself. "Here you go. So, did you have fun on Sunday?"

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

"Well, I have no complaints about my dates. They were all very charming, even Deadpool," said Mary. "I'm just trying to figure out how I ended up getting matched with a student." Never mind that she'd already gone out with the student in question. Mary was still having trouble with the idea.

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"It's because we had a weird number of guys and you're not teaching anything," GOB said. "Also, it was Tino's fault."

Re: The Bar [8/3]

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

"Well, you'll have to thank Tino for me because Johnny was also very charming as well. I had no complaints," said Mary, getting a very dreamy sort of look in her eyes.

The Lounge [8/3]

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For a little bit of privacy.

Re: The Lounge [8/3]

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim ordered a Guinness and went to the lounge. Not long enough after, he returned for another one. And probably a bit too soon, he went up for another one.

It got to the point where Jim decided that it would be a good idea to look at his phone. And then he decided it would be a good idea to call his best friend in the world. Several times. (http://keds-champion.livejournal.com/391.html?thread=239239#t239239)

Re: The Lounge [8/3]

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

Pam had gotten a few phone calls.

Once she'd checked her voicemail, she figured someone really ought to check on poor Jim, and thus she went to the most likely source.

"So how much have you had?" she wondered, sitting down next to him.

Re: The Lounge [8/3]

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

"I don't remember how to count," Jim said.

Re: The Lounge [8/3]

[keds-champion.livejournal.com]

"That's...a lot," Pam commented helpfully. "Hey, can I look at your phone?"

Re: The Lounge [8/3]

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

Jim held the phone up. "Yep! It's right here. See it?"

OOC [8/3]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

For OOCness.