Turtle & Canary; Sunday [2/10]

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Doom was in a terrible mood. Not because of the failure of a plot to achieve great power. He could deal with that. He just shared Wexler's distaste for the store being so pink.

He knew that he couldn't get away with any more destruction of property for the time being, but that wasn't going to stop him from trying to rid himself of some of the pink. "INFERNAL DOG!" he said, speaking to Liz. "EAT THE DECORATIONS OR YOU WILL BE MADE INTO A THE WORLD'S FIRST BARKING BLENDER!" Liz didn't do that. And Doom wasn't going to turn her into a blender. But it felt good to yell.

Today's Squishy Flavors: Black, Really Black, Red So Dark That It Looks Black But Is Actually Red

It seemed to be a good counterpoint to all the pink.

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Mod Apu

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

He found the exhange between Doom and the dog amusing.

Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

Doom did not share that opinion.

Re: Talk to Doom

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"I'll take mine Really Black."

Cable stood calmly by the counter, eyeing the Squishy machine in a way that would've been utterly idle if he didn't generally do so well at being present.

He smirked at Doom. In a slight and polite fashion. Really.

Re: Talk to Doom

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Doom signaled for Apu to prepare the Squishy. "If you have come to fight again, I gave Wexler my word that I would make an attempt to bring any battles outside the store," he said. "I would not be opposed to seeing some of these decorations caught in the middle of the beginnings of a fight, though."

Re: Talk to Doom

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"I'm not here to start a fight." Cable followed Apu's movements for a moment, then fixed a look on Doom. "I didn't think I'd ever see you working retail."

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"Doom is a man of many surprises," he said. "Retail happens to provide some opportunities that would not otherwise be present."

Re: Talk to Doom

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"I can tell." He took a moment's glance up at the entire arrangement behind the counter. "So how is business, Doom?"

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"Slow so far today. Beyond that, you would have to ask Wexler or G'Kar," Doom said. If he was speaking of any other form of business, Doom had no clue what he was talking about, really.

Re: Talk to Doom

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

"Of course." Cable's glance moved back down to Doom's mask. "'Slow' is good for all of us," he added, conversationally. "Especially in your line of business."

Re: Talk to Doom

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

Oh look, John ran out of cheesy snacks on a Sunday! He headed into T&C after practice and was surprised to see Doom working. "Hey Victor, busy week?"

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"Call me Doctor Doom," Doom said. It was practically his catchphrase. "What do you want, Sheppard?"

Re: Talk to Doom

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Mainly Doritos," John told him. "But since you're here, we ought to catch up. That's an awfully nice suit. Custom tailored?"

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"Doritos are there," Doom said, pointing to the appropriate aisle. "And I created this armor myself, yes."

Re: Talk to Doom

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"Eh, I'll browse in a minute," John said, leaning on the counter. "So, I hear you're getting into some interesting stuff, like messing with the Jedi. Bold, Victor. Very bold."

Re: Talk to Doom

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"You may notice that Doom is rarely subtle," Doom asked.

Re: Talk to Doom

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

"I kinda recall that from Ethics class," John replied. "But really, I'm more surprised to see you here. Not worried they'll come after you?" Of course, they probably wouldn't, much to John's disappointment.

Re: Talk to Doom

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"Don't be mean to Liz," Sokka admonished, sipping on a Red So Dark That It Looks Black But Is Actually Red Squishy. "She's a good robot."

As an afterthought, he added "...You can be mean to Bob, though. She deserves it."

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"Forgive me if I don't pay attention to your suggestions," Doom said.

Re: Talk to Doom

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Sokka wiggled Spooky Fingers at von Doom.

"There is no forgiveness," he hissed. "There is only DOOOOOOOOOM!"

Then he burst out laughing.

Re: Talk to Doom

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"Is there anything you wish to accomplish here, Sokka?" Doom asked.

Re: Talk to Doom

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"Yep!" Sokka replied cheerfully, holding up his Squishy. "I already accomplished it! Now I'm just hanging around and being annoying because I don't like you!"

He grinned sweetly.

Re: Talk to Doom

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"You should be well aware, Sokka, that the actions you admitted to are classified as harassment," Doom said. "If you insist on continuing with this harassment, this incident will be reported to our mutual employers. If it persists, you will in all likelihood lose your job here."

Doom was in a bad enough mood today that he was entirely willing to break out the employee handbook just to get Sokka, too.

Re: Talk to Doom

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

"Harassment???" Sokka asked. "No, harassment would be if I smacked your butt. Which I'm not going to do, no matter how much you beg."

Turtle wouldn't fire him for annoying von Doom, would she? And he didn't really know G'Kaaaaaahr at all, but he seemed nice...

OOC

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

The pastel glory of Easter's going to be fun.

Re: OOC

[gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com]

Peeps! Peeps everywhere! In sugary blues and yellows! Omg, it'll be hilarious.

*snerk*