Turtle & Canary; Sunday [3/30]

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

Doom had heard radio last night. He was aware of what was happening.

That's why there was a sign in the door.

CHILDREN MAY BE EXECUTED

That should work nicely, Doom thought.

Today's Squishy flavors: Grape Judas, Brussel Sprouts, Broccoli

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Mod Apu

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

He probably won't make any kids cry.

Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

He will make it a point to make kids cry.

Re: Talk to Doom

[solo_sword]

Jaina ran in, looking a little rushed. "I need a box," she announced.

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"Find one elsewhere," Doom ordered.

Re: Talk to Doom

[solo_sword]

"But you're closer!" she insisted. "It's important and I need it right away."

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"How important could it be? You're a mere child," Doom said.

Re: Talk to Doom

[solo_sword]

"More important than anything you're doing right now," Jaina shot back. "I just need a box, please?"

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"I'm dealing with you right now," Doom said. "If my dealing with your request for a box is that unimportant, either whatever reason you have for needing the box isn't terribly important at all or your logical reasoning is poor enough that your opinion of importance is voided. Either way, I still see no reason to provide you with a box."

Re: Talk to Doom

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

"HI VICTOR!"

Guess who was there to check up on her most favoritest employee! And was very bouncy while doing it.

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"Wexler? You're a small child, too?" Doom asked. He sighed. Torturing Wexler for daring to enter the store while wee would likely cause too many problems for him. Fine. This one child was safe.

Re: Talk to Doom

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle giggled a little. "I'm not that small!" she insisted. "Small people don't own stores!"

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"You're small enough that I could easily crush you with my boot if I wished," Doom said.

Re: Talk to Doom

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle's giggling face quickly went to a slightly pouting face, although it was mostly just confused. "Well, that would be stupid," she told him. "That's murder. If you murder me, then you could end up in jail, and, if not in jail, then at the least out of a job."

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"I have no desire to crush you with my boot. It was a simple comparison of heights, nothing more," Doom said. "It's a common comparison in my homeland." Mainly after he took over control of the country.

Re: Talk to Doom

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka bounced into the store. "DOOOM! DOOM! DOOOMY DOOM DOOM!! DOOMY DOOMY BOOM!!!"

He threw a few kung-fu poses Doom's direction, and then asked Bob for a Brusshelled Spout Squishy.

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"Sokka. I find it unsurprising that you're unable to read the sign in the door at this age," Doom said.

Re: Talk to Doom

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka sipped happily at his Squishy. "I can read!!!" he protested. "It says 'TURTLE AND CANARY and Sokka's the awesomest employee ever'."

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

"It says 'CHILDREN MAY BE EXECUTED.' It is not a joke," Doom said.

Re: Talk to Doom

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka started laughing. "That's a FUNNY joke!" he choked out, between laughs. "I thought you were all grumpy but you DO know how to make jokes!!!"

Re: Talk to Doom

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

"Hi HI HI HI HI!" Luke yelled, launching himself at Doom's knees.

Somewhere Anakin was wondering where his bubblewrap wearing son had disappeared to.

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

There was a child defiling Doom's armor by clinging to it. "There is a child defiling Doom's armor by clinging to it," Doom said, handily restating narrative out loud. He lifted his leg and started to shake it to knock the child off.

He'd use lasers, but at this range he didn't want to do anything to his armor.

Re: Talk to Doom

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke fell onto the floor with a little bounce.

He was very, very used to falling at this point in the weekend. "Hi!" he said, grinning. "'s me! Lukey!"

Re: Talk to Doom

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

Doom's head hung slightly. He hated days like this. "If pressed, I will shoot you," Doom warned. "You won't be the first child I've fired upon today."

Re: Talk to Doom

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke looked concerned. "With a real pistol?"

OOC

[honoraryphd.livejournal.com]

Seriously, Doom's so hardcore that he might give candy just to disintegrate it before the kid gets to eat it. We're talking first class supervillainy here.