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Ghanima Atreides ([personal profile] atreideslioness) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2009-03-08 08:21 am

Atlas Gym, Fandom Fight Club [Sunday Evening]

There was a poster tacked up on the door to the main gym, with the following text written in alternating handwriting, as if the marker had been shared between two people:


Rules of Fandom Fight Club
1. What happens here, stays here. We can't keep the squirrels out, but if somebody tells you something on the mat, you don't repeat it off the mat.
2. No weapons or powers unless everyone knows in advance and is fighting within their weight class.
3. No shoes.
4. If someone says "stop" or goes limp, the fight is over.
5. Two people to a fight.
6. Fights go on as long as they have to.
7. No tourists. If you need to take a week to see what this is like, cool, but no coming back just to watch. You wanna watch, get a TV; here, everybody fights.
8. No fighting if you're sick or injured. You wanna screw up your body, you do it on your own time.
9. The organizers reserve the right to remove you from the club at any time for violation of these rules.


Underneath the sign was a table with a sign-in sheet, where people could print their name and if they'd fought before which is handwavey since y'all already did it, which would be collected once the meeting started.

Inside, Tyler was pacing, barefoot and holding himself so erect he looked about three inches taller than he normally did. He clapped his hands in a way designed to silence anyone still talking.

"Welcome to Fight Club," he began. "In this room, you are not a teacher or a student or the guy who works behind the bar at Caritas. You are not what you own or what you wear. You are not a special, unique snowflake. You are a body. You hit, you bleed, you feel pain, you cause pain, you come back for more. You get better. You might even find redemption."

He glanced at the group as if daring anyone to argue with him on these points.

"The purpose of this group is catharsis and self-improvement through unarmed combat," Ghanima said briskly. For once, she was not wearing her usual ornate gowns, but a simple woven tunic and slacks and was barefoot like Tyler. "There is absolutely nothing wrong with therapeutic violence - no matter what the armchair shrink of the week says - and this place is here to provide you with that option."

"That said, should you wish to have a friendly spar with someone using practice weapons, you should feel free so long as both parties agree. Please refrain from using actual weapons until you've worked with someone more than once."

"And while we're being the buzzkill jerks with all the rules," Tyler said, "here's a quick gym tour. Padding's over here -- beginners, wear gloves, everyone else, it's at your discretion -- practice weapons are there, and these soft blue things? These are mats. We fight on the mats."

"Speak for yourself," Ghanima murmured, bemused. "I may occasionally be evil, but I am not a jerk or a buzzkill."

"Now, my favorite part. We're going to randomly pick some fights." It was possible Ghanima looked a bit too gleeful about this. "You and you. You two. You two too. You and you, and hrm, you, and ... you." There was practically a halo over her head as she pointed at Tyler. "There. Get to know your new friends, then get to know the mat. Anyone I didn't just pair up, find your own partner."

[Up early for massive SP! Wait for theMassive OCD is massive and up.]

ETA:You people are breaking my browser! Mingle | RNG Fights | Open Sparring | Ghanima and Tyler | OOC | Next Week's RNG

sith_happened: (Anakin: amused)

Re: Open Sparring - Hit Me Baby One More Time

[personal profile] sith_happened 2009-03-09 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't let yourself get distracted by the future," Anakin lectured, moving easily out of the way of the kick. "Live in the moment. Be the beat down you're receiving."

Anakin was having a little too much fun with this.

He aimed his fist towards Jamie's jaw.

Re: Open Sparring - Hit Me Baby One More Time

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
And that would be Jamie hitting the mat. Hard.

When he scrambled to his feet and absorbed the two duplicates that were created, he attempted to throw a feint and then a punch to Anakin's midsection.

"You make it sound like meditation."
sith_happened: (Anakin: *gives attitude*)

Re: Open Sparring - Hit Me Baby One More Time

[personal profile] sith_happened 2009-03-09 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Isn't it?" Anakin asked, catching the punch on the side of his ribs as he twisted not quite fast enough to avoid it. "I always learned more through activity than I ever did sitting still."

That was not surprising.

Re: Open Sparring - Hit Me Baby One More Time

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Jamie tried to press what little advantage he had with a punch to the face. "You didn't strike me as a big book guy."
sith_happened: (Anakin: *goes a smiting*)

Re: Open Sparring - Hit Me Baby One More Time

[personal profile] sith_happened 2009-03-09 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Anakin wasn't particularly happy getting hit in the face, so he dodged. "I read," he protested, aiming his fists just under Jamie's ribs.

Re: Open Sparring - Hit Me Baby One More Time

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
And that would be Jamie completely taking the hit and backing off holding up his hand.

"Okay. Okay. Stop. Please."
sith_happened: (Anakin: doofy smile)

Re: Open Sparring - Hit Me Baby One More Time

[personal profile] sith_happened 2009-03-09 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Anakin took several steps back. "That was fun," he said with a small smile.

Re: Open Sparring - Hit Me Baby One More Time

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah," Jamie said sarcastically as he rubbed his side. "We should totally do this next week."