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Tyler Durden ([personal profile] tyler_gone) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2009-05-02 11:48 pm

Fight Club, Atlas Gym, Sunday Evening

Tyler paced the gym barefoot as the fighters assembled. "Graduates," he began. "Students. Teachers. People who work in town. Miscellaneous others. Welcome to fight club."

"We're glad to have you here," Ghanima continued smoothly. "But if you're here, you fight. If, for some reason you cannot fight, we ask you stay towards the back. This isn't a place for voyeurism. If you want a show, go find a television."

"Ghanima, you speak my language," Tyler informed her., before turning back to the group. "Two people to a fight, fights end when someone goes limp or says stop. We are not trying to kill each other here; we're trying to train. We're trying to improve. Got questions, ask one of us." He looked at his cohort. "Anything else?"

"Rules are on the door," she said crisply, "but we're happy to answer any inquires you may have."

"Now go hit the mats or go home."

[OOC: Preplayed with [livejournal.com profile] atreideslioness. Up early for SP; guests welcome.]

Re: Arrive + Mingle [Fight Club, 5/3]

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Alanna nodded. "Of course not. What have you been up to when not not blowing up the school?"
swerval_zero: (OMGWTF?)

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[personal profile] swerval_zero 2009-05-03 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"I DIDN'T BLOW UP THE SCHOOL." She meant. Uh. "I kind of blow up other stuff. Between makin' films an' stunt doublin' an' settin' the stove on fire."

Re: Arrive + Mingle [Fight Club, 5/3]

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Uh huh." Alanna said, grinning. "I recall the stove part. What about the films?"
swerval_zero: (KB - Zero is all that)

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[personal profile] swerval_zero 2009-05-03 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"S'called Peepocalypse. About an apocalyptic attack of mutant Peeps. Coming to a theater near you as soon as I figure out how to do it without getting sued by the Peeps people." A pause. "And find a distributor."

Re: Arrive + Mingle [Fight Club, 5/3]

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Alanna? Had nothing she could say to that aside from blinking. Often.
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[personal profile] swerval_zero 2009-05-03 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"...what?"

Clearly Alanna had been outside of the Zero's Crazy Bubble for too long. Her tolerance had worn off.

Re: Arrive + Mingle [Fight Club, 5/3]

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Clearly. "What did the peeps ever do to you?" Let's not ask how Alanna knew what peeps were.
swerval_zero: (KB - pigtails!)

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[personal profile] swerval_zero 2009-05-03 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"It was the day after Easter an' they were on sale."

Re: Arrive + Mingle [Fight Club, 5/3]

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Which is a completely understandable reason." Alanna deadpanned.
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[personal profile] swerval_zero 2009-05-03 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
It was if you were Zero.

"Exactly! So I made a movie about 'em."

Re: Arrive + Mingle [Fight Club, 5/3]

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Alanna nodded. "And now it is all clear to me."
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[personal profile] swerval_zero 2009-05-03 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Swerval," Zero said happily. "So, r'you gonna fight?"

Re: Arrive + Mingle [Fight Club, 5/3]

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Alanna nodded. "Sure, why not."
swerval_zero: (Default)

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[personal profile] swerval_zero 2009-05-03 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I need to find someone unsuspecting to fight," Zero said. "So I can rearrange their worldview."

Re: Arrive + Mingle [Fight Club, 5/3]

[identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com 2009-05-03 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Alanna snorted. "Tell me how that goes."