http://ihavenocodename.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ihavenocodename.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2010-01-12 07:19 pm
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The Perk, Tuesday Evening

After a handwavey morning spent jogging around the island with Bruce, Jean was so very thrilled to meet him up for coffee. It was totally a date. And he wasn't even going to try and grope her!

Probably.

Look, it happened a lot in Fandom.

She ordered the least coffee-like coffee on the menu and sipped it while thinking herself oh so mature to be drinking coffee in general.

Yeah.

[[Expecting the Goddamn Batman, but open before!]]

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2010-01-13 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Not if you prepare correctly," Bruce said. He paused. "But I think we've gotten off the subject. You don't like clowns?"

Yes, he was paying attention in Ethics.

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
"I guess I can understand that," Bruce said. "I do have to wonder what would drive a person to be a clown. Besides falling into a vat of chemicals and yes, I did bring it up entirely for a Joker reference. Booyah."

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Ignore my complete failure at HTML.

"Maybe. But now that I know clowns freak you out, is there anything else I should know about you?" Bruce asked.

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
DO IT OR I'LL POINT OUT THAT JEAN DIDN'T EVEN COME CLOSE TO ADDRESSING BRUCE'S QUESTION.

"Gotham City. You probably haven't heard of it," Bruce said. "Most people here haven't."

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
BRUCE IS THE BEST AT CRAMMING THINGS IN HIS CRAM HOLE.

"It's one of the biggest cities in my world," Bruce said. "But it doesn't seem to exist on most Earths. I don't understand it."

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR FACE IS WHAT SHE SAID.

"Really?" Bruce asked. "Gotham's not far from New York, either. How big is Bayville?"
Edited 2010-01-14 02:04 (UTC)

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
"I guess you lucked out in meeting me. Apparently it's in New Jersey and Illinois in other worlds," Bruce said with a certain distaste. He didn't like the thought of Gotham not being where he knew it to be.

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
"There's not too much to know," Bruce said. It wasn't a lie so much as it was THE BIGGEST UNDERSTATEMENT EVER. "I'm an avid reader. I have a butler. And I beat up a teacher in Fight Club. AND MY PARENTS ARE DEEAAAAAAAAAAD!"

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
"He's actually more like a second father to me, but yes," Bruce said.

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Was it another boarding school?" Bruce asked.

[identity profile] willbethenight.livejournal.com 2010-01-14 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm becoming more aware of that all the time," Bruce said.