Caritas, Friday Evening

[newroutines]

There was a stripper pole on the stage at Caritas. Nope, Mike had no idea where it had come from. He also took forever to realize it was there. Or maybe to realize he should've been surprised to see it from the corner of his eye. Hey, he'd spent a lot of time in various strip joints back in Tampa. It seemed like a perfectly ordinary object to him! Bar-appropriate!

Tino was eyeing the pole a lot more varily.

Especially after Mike threatened to show off moves a lady stripper friend had tried to teach him once.

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Stage (07/26)

[newroutines]

With the stripper pole. Yes.

Re: Stage (07/26)

[solo_sword]

It was Jaina's first night on the job, and she was more than a little nervous. What if they didn't like her? What if they wanted her to take off everything? She had standards! But she needed the money, and she needed to shake up her life somehow. Maybe if she stripped, she wouldn't be depressed all the time!

Because that was totally how that worked.

So starting off with a cowgirl outfit, Jaina took the stage and slowly started peeling off layers to finally reveal the tiny bikini on underneath. It was like she was a natural, really. She was even able to work the pole like an expert, even in stripper heels, and it was only her first night!

(To be fair, Jaina was probably athletic enough to manage the pole just fine normally.)

Re: Stage (07/26)

[fandomfanboy.livejournal.com]

"She seems happier tonight," Patrick noted from his seat.

Re: Stage (07/26)

[justlurkinghere]

Derek had more than one job, it would seem. Because paying for college--it was still college, right? Right--was tough when you were ridiculously good looking and brooded a lot.

So, that would be why there was a very athletic werewolf working that pole. We won't go too into detail because that would be tedious to write. Very tedious. Needless to say, it was athletic.

And hot.

Re: Stage (07/26)

[newroutines]

Mike stared. Like, a lot. Because he felt like his brain was trying to lie to him about what he was seeing.

But then he decided to believe it was true.

And then, he snickered and applauded Derek because he was a terrible person at heart, really.

Re: Stage (07/26)

[throughaphase]

Yeeeeah, there was staring from Kitty, too, and wondering what was going on.

And not covering her eyes because holy abs, Ratman, but she felt really weird about it.

Also, tucking her feet up onto her stool because she assumed there were gremlins.

Re: Stage (07/26)

[robinonadderall]

It didn't matter that Stiles had spent part of the afternoon getting to see this for free (and covered in chocolate), he wanted to support Derek like a good mate would.

Actually Stiles would have been fine with packing Derek a lunch and sending him on his way to work (he was the pack mom, after all), but Carl insisted on seeing the stripping in action. He had plenty of dollar bills to go around, make it rain!

Re: Stage (07/26)

[glytterkyss.livejournal.com]

"Oh. My. God. I didn't know guys backs bent like that!"

Kelsi sounded a bit as if she'd had a religious experience. She reached her hand forward over the stage, as she'd promised Megan (http://fandomtownies.livejournal.com/6923961.html?view=260722361#t260722361).

"Let me touch your abs!"

Re: Stage (07/26)

[peter--parker.livejournal.com]

When Spider-Man stepped out onto the stage, he had no idea what was going on. Why was he suddenly in Fandom? Why was he in costume? Why was there a stripper pole in front of him?

But he did know that if he wanted to get back to New York, he was going to need bus money, so he better start working it. And he worked it with the proportionate stripping ability of a spider.

It was far too complicated to explain in detail, but his set ended with him in nothing but his mask, gloves, boots, and speedos as he get his grind on with the top of the pole. Upside down, naturally. That should get his New York fund started.

Bar (07/26)

[newroutines]

Where one bartender is looking amused, and the other less so.

Re: Bar (07/26)

[throughaphase]

"...Why the hell is some girl stripping in my bar?"

It was, in fact, a valid question for Kitty to have.

Re: Bar (07/26)

[newroutines]

It was, Mike agreed. He still looked amused. "I have no idea," he volunteered honestly. "You've got to give it to her, though, she's not half bad."

Re: Bar (07/26)

[k3wlmom.livejournal.com]

"Omigod, you're so hot it's probably illegal in ten states," Kara announced. "Can I have a strawberry daquiri, sweetie?"

Re: Bar (07/26)

[newroutines]

Mike smirked at that. It was not the first time he'd gotten that greeting. He knew the appropriate reaction was a smirk and a polite nod.

"Sure thing, miss."

Re: Bar (07/26)

[glytterkyss.livejournal.com]

"Is that what I should get?" Kelsi asked Kara, since she seemed like the fan most likely to know.

Re: Bar (07/26)

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck found himself back in Fandom by popular demand. And was steadfastly ignoring the last three or four seasons of Gossip Girl.

Seriously, Dan Humphrey? Seriously?

Whatever, he had a bar to serve him drinks and strippers to watch. Life would be good until he vanished back into the hell that was canon.

Re: Bar (07/26)

[solo_sword]

"You're back!" Jaina greeted him, still wearing her bikini and stripper heels.

IT WAS LIBERATING.

Re: Bar (07/26)

[glytterkyss.livejournal.com]

Oh, gosh, Kelsi had never been in a bar in her life and definitely not one with a stripper pole. Tonight was going to be a whole new kind of education.

"They don't usually show the stripper part on TV," she mused aloud.

Re: Bar (07/26)

[boocontinuity.livejournal.com]

"They should," Megan said, kind of fixated on the stage. "They totally should."

Re: Bar (07/26)

[fandomfanboy.livejournal.com]

Patrick went up to the bar and ordered a Coke. WHAT? His parents would kill him if they ever found out he got drunk on this trip.

Watching his favorite TV characters strip, on the other hand, was something they would never have to find out about.

Re: Bar (07/26)

[boocontinuity.livejournal.com]

"OH MY GOD, BEST TRIP EVER," Megan announced.

Lounge (07/26)

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Re: Lounge (07/26)

[solo_sword]

After her show, Jaina took to the lounge with a drink, still wearing her bikini, and found a place to sit and watch things. That had been amazing! And kind of empowering, actually! And she didn't feel so sad now!

Obviously this was the best life choice she had ever made, and she was just going to have to keep doing it.

Back Room (07/26)

[newroutines]

OOC (07/26)

[newroutines]

Stripper pole modding requested (and therefore also approved!) by throughaphase, mwahaha!