Caritas, Saturday

[hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com]

Well, all of April's friends and boyfriends from Pawnee were officially dumb loser jerks for not showing up to keep her company this weekend, but that was fine, because she had an alcoholic juice box and some snacks stolen from the sock hop to keep her company.

Wait, that actually sounded kinda sad.

Still, April could be found behind the bar tonight, taking the occasional sip gulp of spiked fruit punch and promising Tino that if he tried following her example, he would be fired.

April did not have the authority to hire and fire. Whether Tino knew that or not was unclear.

THIS BAR DOES NOT CARD AND IT'S LESS BAREFOOT AND RIDICULOUS THAN THE PARTY
TELL ME AN ENTERTAINING STORY AND YOUR DRINK IS FREE

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Re: Bar

[noshirtyessnikt.livejournal.com]

"In my world, you wear a whole lot of purple and the same mask I do. Here you're dating one o' my favorite people in the world," Logan said. "This is much weirder, bub."

Re: Bar

[so_hawkward]

"Hey, purple is a totally respectable color. And I'm dating one of my favorite people too, for the record," Clint said.

Re: Bar

[noshirtyessnikt.livejournal.com]

"There's a difference, bub. She's one of your favorites 'cause you're her boyfriend. I'm more like a much, much older brother. And maybe that makes me a bit protective," Logan said before taking a swig of his beer. "That doesn't mean we can't be friendly. In fact, one of her exes is on o' my best friends in the world. But you don't wanna know what happened to him after he broke her heart."

Re: Bar

[so_hawkward]

"Hey, I would very much like us to be friendly." Because he liked his body without claw holes in it, thanks. "I don't have any intention of breaking Kitty's heart, for what that's worth. Which might not be a lot because that's what everyone says when they care about someone but... that's where we are now, at least."

Re: Bar

[noshirtyessnikt.livejournal.com]

"From what I understand, the version o' you I've met a few times has had what I'm gonna call an interestin' romantic history. I know a thing or five about that type o' thing myself, so I'm not judging," Logan said. "Just makin' sure we're clear so we can get on with the male bonding." By which he meant beer.

Re: Bar

[so_hawkward]

Gee, thanks for being a jerk, other him. "We're clear. Break her heart and I'll get broken," Clint said with a nod. "Makes sense to me."

Re: Bar

[noshirtyessnikt.livejournal.com]

"With that out of the way, how'd you end up here?" Logan asked. "I get Kitty coming here to be a teacher bartender whatever else she does. But the place doesn't seem like it needs all that much Avenging."

Re: Bar

[so_hawkward]

"This started out as part vacation, part assignment," Clint said. "Now it's part assignment, part me being attached to the place. It's just weird enough to have SHIELD's interest."

Re: Bar

[noshirtyessnikt.livejournal.com]

"Between the alternate universes and the flying whatevers Kitty was telling me about earlier, that makes sense," Logan said. "You still active doing missions away from here, or is this it for now?"

Re: Bar

[so_hawkward]

"I'll come back if I'm needed, but things have been kind of quiet," Clint said, knocking his hand on the bar. "This is probably the longest I've stayed out of trouble."

Re: Bar

[noshirtyessnikt.livejournal.com]

"My record's about a week. Give or take," Logan said.

Re: Bar

[so_hawkward]

"See, I think you and I will get along just fine," Clint said, flagging down Tino for two more beers.