Turtle & Canary; Tuesday [05/23].

[merchant_of_miracles]

It was true that the Merchant of Miracles was willing to put up with a lot if it meant he might make some money, but, thankfully, when he asked Apu about this Baja Blast nonsense that Moonboy was talking about the other day, the man knew exactly what he was talking about and they already had some in stock. So potentially making money without any of the hassle? Beautiful! And next to it, a box of other flavors that might have been a bit suspect, but, whatever, who cared? It was there, it should be used. It almost put the Merchant of Miracles in a good enough mood to have a sale!

...Just kidding. The Merchant of Miracles was allergic to the word sale. Made him break out in all sorts of chills and shivers and nausea. Not a pretty sight to behold (and what a pretty sight to behold he usually was, too!). So he opened up shop for the day and get to scribbling down a few notes to the Hobblepots and...ugh...Hagatha back home, to poke their brains about what they might know about breaking any curses that let people go to the moon or whatever. He honestly didn't really remember many of the deets.

Today's Squishy Flavors
Baja Blast
Live Wire
Red

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Mod your Shopping -- T&C, 05/23.

[merchant_of_miracles]

Thank you, come again!

Talk to the Merchant of Miracles -- T&C, 05/23.

[merchant_of_miracles]

He'd be more than happy to help you spend your money, as usual.

Don't Touch the Unicorns! -- T&C, 05/23.

[merchant_of_miracles]

It....might have been a bad idea to give them some of that Baja Blast. It was definitely too late now, though.

OOC -- T&C, 05/23.

[merchant_of_miracles]

True story, I work with a guy whose nickname used to Baja Blast because he has blue hair and used to work at Taco Bell for, like, ages. He doesn't know that I know this.