Hannibal Lecter (
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fandomtownies2018-05-28 10:20 am
Community Center Class: Gourmet Foods Around the World
Today might be a state holiday in the United States, but Hannibal was well aware that not all of the people on Fandom were aware of that, and he was quite content to hold class today anyway.
Particularly since "class" consisted of going somewhere lovely to eat.
He smiled at those who showed up as they waited for the portal.
"Good evening. Today is a holiday in the country we are nominally a part of. Apart from its own meaning, for many, it marks the beginning of summer, and as such, barbecuing - cooking outside over an open flame - is traditional. So, today we will be eating meat cooked over an open flame. But not in this country."
He waved them through the portal to a street in São Paolo. "Welcome to Vento Haragano, a Brazilian Churrascaria - roughly translated, a place for barbecue. Their specialty is meat - a wide variety of high-quality meat - and wine, also of a wide variety and high quality. You pay a flat price to dine; the sides are served as a buffet, so you may take what you like of them. The meat is brought around to the table on skewers, and you may tell the waiters how much you would like of each, and what sort of cut you would prefer. I encourage you all to experiment and determine what you like."
They walked in and were led to a small room to one side, where they would have somewhat more privacy than the main room. "The primary language here is Portuguese. I speak only a little of it, but many here will also speak English or Spanish. The maitre d' knows both, should you have questions."
He waved them to their seats.
Particularly since "class" consisted of going somewhere lovely to eat.
He smiled at those who showed up as they waited for the portal.
"Good evening. Today is a holiday in the country we are nominally a part of. Apart from its own meaning, for many, it marks the beginning of summer, and as such, barbecuing - cooking outside over an open flame - is traditional. So, today we will be eating meat cooked over an open flame. But not in this country."
He waved them through the portal to a street in São Paolo. "Welcome to Vento Haragano, a Brazilian Churrascaria - roughly translated, a place for barbecue. Their specialty is meat - a wide variety of high-quality meat - and wine, also of a wide variety and high quality. You pay a flat price to dine; the sides are served as a buffet, so you may take what you like of them. The meat is brought around to the table on skewers, and you may tell the waiters how much you would like of each, and what sort of cut you would prefer. I encourage you all to experiment and determine what you like."
They walked in and were led to a small room to one side, where they would have somewhat more privacy than the main room. "The primary language here is Portuguese. I speak only a little of it, but many here will also speak English or Spanish. The maitre d' knows both, should you have questions."
He waved them to their seats.

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So help him, the pancakes...
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So. Many. Pancakes.
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He paused.
"Whether or not Luke's would be standing afterwards, on the other hand..."
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She kept quiet, pretending to be a lot more relaxed than she felt, while holding back the urge to complain, and even more so, actually admitting to herself how out of place she felt.
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It was a beginning.
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But it didn't take a mind reader to notice that something was hinky between random-Fandom-stranger and Hannibal.
"Yo," Ino said, wandering over. "I'm Iris. Do you think they could add more brown in here?"
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"Seivraden Vendaai. I don't believe we've met."
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It was like living in a box. A pretty, shiny box but a box.
"I run Pick Your Poison on the island," Ino added. "I like plants."
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"Pick Your Poison? Do you sell actual poisons?"
If that was in any way offensive, Seivarden could deal with it. She hadn't promised Hannibal not to ask people about their work.
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Which was very... brown. Nice! But, you know, brown. She was trying to decide if it really was a cowboy on the wall, over here in... wherever Hannibal had taken them, or if she was missing something.
She'd thought cowboys were an American thing, but maybe Ino had misunderstood something along the way.
Maybe it was just some dude in a wide-brimmed hat and a pipe. That didn't have mean a cowboy, right?
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"I've seen worse," she allowed. "But it ain't my thing."
A beat.
"Do you think this is a cowboy?"
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He nodded at the room. "I prefer a bit more color and interest myself, but for a restaurant, I think this is forgivable. You should have come last week; the entire decor was Baroque." Gilded. So busy.
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Zack would have taken one look at this place and turned himself inside-out trying to get back out again.
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"Mostly just wanted to get out and go somewhere," she admitted. "I ain't gonna complain 'bout meat on sticks though. Yo, Kanan. How're you doin'?"
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"You know, actually not terrible?" Kanan shrugged and grinned. "It's nice to have an excuse to get out of the house on Mondays, mostly. Eat some good food. On occasion, there's even good company."
He was getting 'blatantly ignoring Seivarden even existed' down to an art form.
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Hey, so far Ino liked Seivarden just fine.
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