Caritas, Sunday

[suitably_heroic]

New students meant - probably - new teachers. New teachers meant new people with headaches. And new people with headaches meant new people to send drinks to.

So... there Atton was. A week and a half into an unexpected break from Jedi'ing, polishing up the specials board.

WELCOME TO CARITAS
YOU WANT DRINKS? WE SERVE DRINKS
ALCOHOLIC AND NON
ASK FOR OUR NEWBIE DEALS

"Space, if this ends in anyone actually asking me about our newbie deals, I will punch you," he muttered to Tino.

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[following_my_fishie]

Delirium was exploring bars. She'd found the one that told her she could have soda but she didn't want soda, she wanted zombies so she'd left and continued wandering, followed closely by Barnabas so she didn't get lost.

She found Caritas. She found the zombies. She got distracted by the specials board. A glance between the two people behind the bar and of course she asked, "Do I have to ask about your newbie deals? Is that why there are so many new people? There's a sale? You shouldn't sell people. It's not very nice."

[suitably_heroic]

Atton looked up, frowned, and realized his head hurt just looking at this one. Fantastic.

"No, I sell drinks to new people, I don't sell new people to... people." A beat. "That would be weird."

[following_my_fishie]

"It would be weird in a bad sort of weird way and not a good one," Delirium nodded, "What do you sell to old people?"

[suitably_heroic]

"Whiskey, fancy cocktails, sometimes really bad beer," Atton said, rubbing at his forehead. "I mean, we're a bar."

[following_my_fishie]

"Fancy cocktails?" Delirium perked up, "The kind that taste the way starlight feels when the sky is all black and velvety and it's so bright it looks like pulses but it's an illusion only you don't care because it's so nice?"

Barnabas whuffed. "Delirium? The zombies are over by the stage."

She frowned a little, "Zombies don't drink, Barnabas, it runs all out of their everyw.. OH! Yes. I was here to see the zombies. Um. Bye?"

Delirium turned and headed toward the zombies. This was important. She had to make sure they weren't sad or being kept in their bodies against their will. Death was a little scary when she got mad and that sort of thing made her really mad.

[suitably_heroic]

"Right," Atton said, frowning after her. "You... do you and get back to me if you're planning to spend money on something."

Newbie day. Always weird.