Mauvaise Chance Apartments - Early, Early, God Awful Early Saturday Morning

[hatesparadise]

It had been a normal, peaceful morning that was so early it was practically the night before still. If one wanted to be specific. Or if they were still constrained by the tyrant of time.

Then a piercing noise sounded throughout the building as a fire alarm went off.

Because why get a good night's sleep when you could be dragged out of bed to wait on the tiny, under-worked Fandom Fire Department to come make sure everything was fine?

[Open! Make those threads messy!]

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[thatwaslucky]

And that would be Rey not so subtly looking literally anywhere else because she didn't know what to do with all of that.

[texted3times]

There was an awful lot of that there, yes.

"Hello," he said, waving like a huge, shameless jerk.

[thatwaslucky]

"Do you not have clothes?" she asked.

[texted3times]

"I was in the bath!" Eric said. "This was the first thing I grabbed."

On purpose.

[thatwaslucky]

"You had time to grab a second thing. Like pants."

Then she'd just have to deal with his insane abs.

[texted3times]

"I was in fear of my life," he deadpanned. "I reached only for my very favorite piece of clothing."

[thatwaslucky]

When Rey did finally look over at him, it was to glare.

Luckily he was super tall so she had to look up.

[texted3times]

Eric gave her his most winning smile.

[thatwaslucky]

"It is way too early for this," she decided.

[texted3times]

Eric winked. "Or just late enough."

[thatwaslucky]

"No," Rey said, shaking her head seriously. "Definitely not."