Mauvaise Chance Apartments - Early, Early, God Awful Early Saturday Morning

[hatesparadise]

It had been a normal, peaceful morning that was so early it was practically the night before still. If one wanted to be specific. Or if they were still constrained by the tyrant of time.

Then a piercing noise sounded throughout the building as a fire alarm went off.

Because why get a good night's sleep when you could be dragged out of bed to wait on the tiny, under-worked Fandom Fire Department to come make sure everything was fine?

[Open! Make those threads messy!]

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[long_memory]

"Oh, no. No, no," he said. "I am not suited to that. Or singing. Or dancing, for that matter."

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Not even a gentle sway?" Jaskier had to ask since all his other options were being vetoed.

[long_memory]

"Not even the gentlest," he said. "Even before the leg."

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Jaskier huffed, giving him a critical once over. "I can still work with this."

He could not, but he'd try.

[long_memory]

"What, you'd teach me to dance?" That was the stuff fanfic was made of, Jaskier.