Mauvaise Chance Apartments - Early, Early, God Awful Early Saturday Morning

[hatesparadise]

It had been a normal, peaceful morning that was so early it was practically the night before still. If one wanted to be specific. Or if they were still constrained by the tyrant of time.

Then a piercing noise sounded throughout the building as a fire alarm went off.

Because why get a good night's sleep when you could be dragged out of bed to wait on the tiny, under-worked Fandom Fire Department to come make sure everything was fine?

[Open! Make those threads messy!]

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[solarhippie]

Karolina gave him a groggy, slightly offended look. Because of the loudness. Even though the alarm was still going off.

Look, she was tired. Her thought processes weren't what they could have been.

"No, thanks."

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Look, he couldn't be heard at his normal voice. He had to project.

Which he was very good at.

"Are you certain?"

[solarhippie]

"Yes."

But she probably shouldn't have been.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Which was why Jaskier was giving her a very doubtful look. Very doubtful.

[solarhippie]

"I'm fine," Karolina insisted, after a moment with that look. "My girlfriend's not going to let me, like... fall over or anything."

Probably.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Is she nearby?" Jaskier was going to end up writing a ballad of their love, wasn't he?

[solarhippie]

Karolina waved vaguely in Beau's general direction.

"The angry one with the staff. Beau."

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Yeeeep. Definitely a ballad or two dedicated to their combined beauty.

"Ahhh. I knew I should have brought my notebook with me."

[solarhippie]

Karolina had reason to think she might regret asking even before she did.

"... Why's that?"

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Inspiration! I'm a bard, you see."

The kind that couldn't heal to make up for everything else.

[solarhippie]

"A bard."

She failed to see what it had to do with anything.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"You know... a singer, a poet!"

The type of person who would seduce The Krampus.

[solarhippie]

Yeah, Karolina was slowly making that connection right now.

Though not the one she'd actually been looking for. "And that has something to do with me and Beau...?"