Mauvaise Chance Apartments - Early, Early, God Awful Early Saturday Morning

[hatesparadise]

It had been a normal, peaceful morning that was so early it was practically the night before still. If one wanted to be specific. Or if they were still constrained by the tyrant of time.

Then a piercing noise sounded throughout the building as a fire alarm went off.

Because why get a good night's sleep when you could be dragged out of bed to wait on the tiny, under-worked Fandom Fire Department to come make sure everything was fine?

[Open! Make those threads messy!]

Comments

[weirderthanthou]

"I wouldn't tell him that in that voice," Jesse ventured, "That sounds vaguely threatening."

[grenadesandohana]

"He's used to me sounding vaguely threatening," Steve said. "I think he finds it soothing."

Probably not, Steve.

[weirderthanthou]

"Does anybody actually find that soothing?" Jesse asked dryly.

[grenadesandohana]

"It's soothing to feel protected in your home?" Steve tried.

[weirderthanthou]

"Less soothing to be told to expect people attacking you in the middle of the night."