Caritas- Friday

[throughaphase]

The danger with having Tino around during weeks like this was that Kitty would come in and find specials like

SPECIALS
SAY A DIRTY DRINK NAME, GET IT FOR FREE

"You realize I'm going to have to look a lot of them up," Kitty told him.

Unsurprisingly, Tino didn't care.


[Open!]

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[mother_forker]

Okay. When someone throws up a special like that, you know it's a siren call for everyone's favorite bar fly.

Okay, Jessica was at the Devil's Nest. Fine. Everyone's most island censored barfly.

"This is the best day ever!" Eleanor declared as she hit the bar. "I'll have a sax on the bench."

...

"I mean a sax on the bench."

There was a long groan. "I forking hate this island. Fine. Give me a brow jab."

Eleanor banged her head against the table. "A slippery nappie? GAH! Fork it. Just give me tequila."

[throughaphase]

"That was an adventure," Kitty told her, feeling like a tequila was either too much or extremely warranted and getting it together anyway.

[mother_forker]

"This week has been an adventure," Eleanor replied. "I'm just sorry I missed it last year. If it wasn't for this weird censorship bullshirt I'd be having the best time."

[throughaphase]

"I feel really weird asking a student for follow up on that," Kitty admitted, sliding the drink over. "But I'm glad you're having fun?"

Still felt weird.

[mother_forker]

"Oh, I'm sure you were young and wild once," Eleanor said with a smirk and then downing the shot quickly. "I won't elaborate since it's weird. Though I do like it that a teacher has no problem serving me booze."

[throughaphase]

"It's a rule that predates me," Kitty admitted. "Even if it was pretty helpful when I was living here at 18."

Not that she ever really got wild about it but still.

[mother_forker]

"Well here's to old rules that make perfect sense," Eleanor said pushing over her empty glass for a refill. "And the people who are fine with letting them be."

[throughaphase]

"A two tequila night, huh?" Kitty said, pouring. "Are you not going to the dance?"

[mother_forker]

"Of course I am!" Eleanor replied happily. "Someone has to spike the punch bowl. But there's nothing wrong with prepping for the evening."

You know instead of spending hours doing hair and make up, drinking was totally an alternative activity.

[throughaphase]

"I'm not sure you're supposed to tell a teacher about spiking the punch bowl..."

She wasn't chaperoning because she was here but still.

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"I'm afraid I lack familiarity with your drink naming conventions," Yennefer said as she settled her skirts around her on a barstool, "so you will have to educate me."

[throughaphase]

"Well, a Sex on the Beach or a Screaming Orgasm are probably the most common. And then there's the Blow Job shot, which you have to do a certain way," Kitty said, though she had to get out her phone to look some up. "Oh, a Sloe Comfortable Screw, I forgot about that one..."

[mother_forker]

"Oh. Well in that case I'll never do such a thing like that," she said quickly. "Nope. I'm not into those kind of shennanigans."

[throughaphase]

"Definitely not, wouldn't even figure you for it," Kitty said, shaking her head.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"I'd say a Sex on the Beach, but then I would need to drink one," Jaskier said, taking a seat at the bar.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Yennefer," Jaskier said, upset at how unfairly attractive she was looking right now. Which was actually rather normal, but extra now.

[throughaphase]

"There are other options," Kitty told him.

[gotyoucookie]

Nick was having a fantastic week. Why wouldn't he close out the workweek with another bar?

He wasn't doing the dirty name drink thing. He was a bartender and he had self-respect. He got a beer.

[allie_vamp]

"Goddammit, the island still does this?" Allie bitched as she took a seat at the bar.

[throughaphase]

"It still does this," Kitty told her. "Sorry."

[allie_vamp]

"Not your fault. Although a head's up text the next time would be appreciated. I'd have stayed in Eden a few days longer." But she was here and that meant sending appreciative glances at her fellow bar patrons.

[throughaphase]

"I was busy?" Kitty said, apologetically.

[allie_vamp]

"Yeah, yeah, rub it in. Some of us don't have a cute husband to go home to." Not that Allie had any desire for a husband, but the concept was a nice one. "Too bad nobody's throwing a party."

You were in a bar Allie. With people. Figure it out.

[throughaphase]

Kitty didn't answer that, but she did make a sweeping gesture around the bar.

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"How exactly does one do a Blow Job?" Yennefer asked, pretending quite valiantly not to notice the implications of her phrasing. "I might be up for the challenge."