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Kitty Pryde-Barton ([personal profile] throughaphase) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2021-04-09 08:03 am

Caritas- Friday

The danger with having Tino around during weeks like this was that Kitty would come in and find specials like

SPECIALS
SAY A DIRTY DRINK NAME, GET IT FOR FREE


"You realize I'm going to have to look a lot of them up," Kitty told him.

Unsurprisingly, Tino didn't care.


[Open!]
mother_forker: (Sad Face)

[personal profile] mother_forker 2021-04-09 01:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. When someone throws up a special like that, you know it's a siren call for everyone's favorite bar fly.

Okay, Jessica was at the Devil's Nest. Fine. Everyone's most island censored barfly.

"This is the best day ever!" Eleanor declared as she hit the bar. "I'll have a sax on the bench."

...

"I mean a sax on the bench."

There was a long groan. "I forking hate this island. Fine. Give me a brow jab."

Eleanor banged her head against the table. "A slippery nappie? GAH! Fork it. Just give me tequila."
mother_forker: (Cheerful)

[personal profile] mother_forker 2021-04-09 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"This week has been an adventure," Eleanor replied. "I'm just sorry I missed it last year. If it wasn't for this weird censorship bullshirt I'd be having the best time."
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[personal profile] mother_forker 2021-04-09 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I'm sure you were young and wild once," Eleanor said with a smirk and then downing the shot quickly. "I won't elaborate since it's weird. Though I do like it that a teacher has no problem serving me booze."
mother_forker: (Cheerful)

[personal profile] mother_forker 2021-04-09 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well here's to old rules that make perfect sense," Eleanor said pushing over her empty glass for a refill. "And the people who are fine with letting them be."
mother_forker: (Gleeful)

[personal profile] mother_forker 2021-04-09 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course I am!" Eleanor replied happily. "Someone has to spike the punch bowl. But there's nothing wrong with prepping for the evening."

You know instead of spending hours doing hair and make up, drinking was totally an alternative activity.
tellmehowstuffworks: (neutral red lip)

[personal profile] tellmehowstuffworks 2021-04-09 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm afraid I lack familiarity with your drink naming conventions," Yennefer said as she settled her skirts around her on a barstool, "so you will have to educate me."
mother_forker: (Trying to look innocent)

[personal profile] mother_forker 2021-04-09 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh. Well in that case I'll never do such a thing like that," she said quickly. "Nope. I'm not into those kind of shennanigans."
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[personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis 2021-04-09 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'd say a Sex on the Beach, but then I would need to drink one," Jaskier said, taking a seat at the bar.
ohvalleyofpenis: (you're so dumb)

[personal profile] ohvalleyofpenis 2021-04-09 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yennefer," Jaskier said, upset at how unfairly attractive she was looking right now. Which was actually rather normal, but extra now.
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[personal profile] gotyoucookie 2021-04-09 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Nick was having a fantastic week. Why wouldn't he close out the workweek with another bar?

He wasn't doing the dirty name drink thing. He was a bartender and he had self-respect. He got a beer.
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[personal profile] allie_vamp 2021-04-09 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Goddammit, the island still does this?" Allie bitched as she took a seat at the bar.
allie_vamp: (pretty 4)

[personal profile] allie_vamp 2021-04-09 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not your fault. Although a head's up text the next time would be appreciated. I'd have stayed in Eden a few days longer." But she was here and that meant sending appreciative glances at her fellow bar patrons.
allie_vamp: (pretty 3)

[personal profile] allie_vamp 2021-04-09 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, yeah, rub it in. Some of us don't have a cute husband to go home to." Not that Allie had any desire for a husband, but the concept was a nice one. "Too bad nobody's throwing a party."

You were in a bar Allie. With people. Figure it out.
tellmehowstuffworks: (Default)

[personal profile] tellmehowstuffworks 2021-04-09 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"How exactly does one do a Blow Job?" Yennefer asked, pretending quite valiantly not to notice the implications of her phrasing. "I might be up for the challenge."

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