Caritas- Friday

[throughaphase]

The danger with having Tino around during weeks like this was that Kitty would come in and find specials like

SPECIALS
SAY A DIRTY DRINK NAME, GET IT FOR FREE

"You realize I'm going to have to look a lot of them up," Kitty told him.

Unsurprisingly, Tino didn't care.


[Open!]

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[mother_forker]

Okay. When someone throws up a special like that, you know it's a siren call for everyone's favorite bar fly.

Okay, Jessica was at the Devil's Nest. Fine. Everyone's most island censored barfly.

"This is the best day ever!" Eleanor declared as she hit the bar. "I'll have a sax on the bench."

...

"I mean a sax on the bench."

There was a long groan. "I forking hate this island. Fine. Give me a brow jab."

Eleanor banged her head against the table. "A slippery nappie? GAH! Fork it. Just give me tequila."

[throughaphase]

"That was an adventure," Kitty told her, feeling like a tequila was either too much or extremely warranted and getting it together anyway.

[mother_forker]

"This week has been an adventure," Eleanor replied. "I'm just sorry I missed it last year. If it wasn't for this weird censorship bullshirt I'd be having the best time."

[throughaphase]

"I feel really weird asking a student for follow up on that," Kitty admitted, sliding the drink over. "But I'm glad you're having fun?"

Still felt weird.

[mother_forker]

"Oh, I'm sure you were young and wild once," Eleanor said with a smirk and then downing the shot quickly. "I won't elaborate since it's weird. Though I do like it that a teacher has no problem serving me booze."

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"I'm afraid I lack familiarity with your drink naming conventions," Yennefer said as she settled her skirts around her on a barstool, "so you will have to educate me."

[throughaphase]

"Well, a Sex on the Beach or a Screaming Orgasm are probably the most common. And then there's the Blow Job shot, which you have to do a certain way," Kitty said, though she had to get out her phone to look some up. "Oh, a Sloe Comfortable Screw, I forgot about that one..."

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"How exactly does one do a Blow Job?" Yennefer asked, pretending quite valiantly not to notice the implications of her phrasing. "I might be up for the challenge."

[throughaphase]

Any other week Kitty could hear that without smirking.

"It's Kahlua and Irish creme with whipped cream, and you set it on the bar and have to do the shot without using your hands."

There'd been so much of that with spring break last week,

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"That doesn't sound so difficult," Yennefer said. "A real blow job is much more challenging." She heard what she'd said and cleared her throat. "Yes, well."

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Yennefer," Jaskier said, upset at how unfairly attractive she was looking right now. Which was actually rather normal, but extra now.

[tellmehowstuffworks]

"Jaskier," Yennefer said. "Good evening."

How had she never noticed how nice his eyes were?

No, Yennefer. No.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Because he had stunning eyes, thank you.

"You're looking particularly predatory this evening." It was a compliment of sorts!

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"I'd say a Sex on the Beach, but then I would need to drink one," Jaskier said, taking a seat at the bar.

[throughaphase]

"There are other options," Kitty told him.

[ohvalleyofpenis]

"Such as?" Yes, Kitty. Do share!

[throughaphase]

She got her phone out. She knew some, but why not get into the less known ones?

"So there's the Leg Spreader, the.., Extra Creamy Orgasm, Dirty Whore's Bath Water?"

Oh no Google was a mistake.

[gotyoucookie]

Nick was having a fantastic week. Why wouldn't he close out the workweek with another bar?

He wasn't doing the dirty name drink thing. He was a bartender and he had self-respect. He got a beer.

[allie_vamp]

Like any well-behaved vampire on the island, Allie had a True Blood.

"So, you're a new face." Or you just didn't get out enough Allie.

[gotyoucookie]

"I could say the same about you," he said, appreciatively. "I'm Nick."

[allie_vamp]

"Allie," she replied with an appreciative smile of her own. "Nice to meet you."

[allie_vamp]

"Goddammit, the island still does this?" Allie bitched as she took a seat at the bar.

[throughaphase]

"It still does this," Kitty told her. "Sorry."

[allie_vamp]

"Not your fault. Although a head's up text the next time would be appreciated. I'd have stayed in Eden a few days longer." But she was here and that meant sending appreciative glances at her fellow bar patrons.

[throughaphase]

"I was busy?" Kitty said, apologetically.