fandomtownies | Caritas; Wednesday [04/21].

So of course Summer had celebrated yesterday's very important and totally national holiday (look, if Apu could lose his shit over bananas, she should be allowed at least one totally made-up holiday to get way too into for herself, right?), which meant pretty much getting blazed out of her mind with her cat, as was tradition, and while she was in that state of mind, she was apparently pretty inspired, because she got up the next day to find her fridge already filled with jello shots for her shift that evening and they were...

...well...

We'll say thematic.

She almost thought about tossing the whole lot because why ohgod, but then she figured it wouldn't hurt to at least bring them in and see what reactions they got and who might actually be willing to try them. And she had enough time to whip up at least a few more normal ones, too.

Wednesday Jello Shot Specials!
Mountain Dew and Cool Ranch Doritos
Flamin' Hot Limon Mango Cheetos
Pepperoni Pizza
Cheez Whiz with Cracker Crumble
Tuna Fish Dinner

Also:
Pink Starburst
Tequila Sunrise
Lemon Drop

Tino's willingness to actually try some of those was just a touch concerning.

Caritas is open!

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"I'm shocked nearly every Wednesday by what some people will do to jello, Summer."

Stark shook his head ruefully. "The other Wednesdays I'm shocked at not being shocked."

"If I'm not keeping my adoring audience in a constant flux of varying states of shock," stated Summer proudly, "then I am clearly not doing my job."

"You do your job very well," Stark assured her. "I remain consistently shocked."

And adoring, really.

"Then my work here is done!" Summer proclaimed, then laughed, then shook her head.

"Just kidding, I still have the rest of my shift and wouldn't want to just dump Tino on you guys without a very good reason." Ahem. "Which then begs the question: you want another one? Something else for now?"

"I could try the other two," Stark said. "From the shorter list," he clarified.

Don't go trying to make him eat Cheeto jello. He'll be sad. Not as sad as he would be over the tuna, but still sad.

"I figured that would be the case," said Summer, with a small snort as she realized she probably couldn't even make an honest effort to try and sway him toward one on the other list.

Summer could try, but Stark would just give her a very betrayed look with a big, sad eye.

"I just wanted to make sure I was clear. To avoid any unpleasantness."

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