Caritas, Saturday

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Jane was looking forward to a nice, quiet day at the bar after the influx of people for dates last week. Instead, she got Tino attempting to run his own dating service with only the zombie band as clientele.

As such, Jane was sticking to the other end of the bar, watching on abject horror.

There was already an arm on the floor.

Specials
Autumn Meadow
Zombie Killer Cider
Zombie Brain Shot

[ocd? what ocd?]

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"Jedi are excellent diplomats," Anakin said.

Just...maybe not Anakin.

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"Would you mind diplomatically stopping the zombie... thing happening here?" She asked, sounding honestly a little hopeful that it was possible.

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"I can," Anakin said, "but it will involve them playing music again."

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"...I want to hope Kitty wouldn't mind it?" But it was tough to say. Maybe if they explained it in the right way. "You know what, as long as it doesn't get you... blooped out of here."

Stunning grasp on the spell here, Jane.

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"Well, the Force has an effect on the weak minded, and I can't think of much weaker minded that them," Anakin said. "I was going to make them go back to work."

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"...I'll allow it," Jane decided, mostly because this saved everyone from zombie makeouts.

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No one needed to see zombie makeouts.

Anakin strode over to the zombies and swiped two of his fingers through the air. "You are wasting time like this," he said, concentrating. "You should go back to work."

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The zombie repeated what he said, but in a garbled, zombie fashion.

But then went back to the drums, still one arm short.

"You know, that seems pretty useful," Jane said.

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"It really is," Anakin said.

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"I just get to hit things really hard," Jane grumbled, grabbing a cherry to eat. Because it clearly helped the powers envy.

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"That's always a solid fallback plan," Anakin said encouragingly.

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"And flying," she said, feeling a little better about it.

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"I need a ship for that," Anakin admitted. "Everything else is really just falling or jumping."

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"Yeah, it might be best to avoid falling," Jane replied slowly. "But you get to fly in space. Which is great."

She, sadly, could not access the Bifrost for that.

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"It really is," Anakin agreed a little gleefully.

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"You still need to show me that," Jane said. Like clearly ot hadn't been her being busy here.

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"Now that school is back in session, I'd be happy to," Anakin said.

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"And explain how it works!" Jane, no. No.

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"Of course I'd explain how it works!" Anakin, secret Giant Nerd, agreed.

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She was going to demand all the details on how hyperspace worked now and Anakin only had himself to blame.

"I'll pay you back somehow," she promised. "Free drinks?"

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"I'll never say no to free drinks," Anakin said with a grin.

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"Maybe not doubles," Jane added quickly. Because someone would probably notice that. "And you can test out your laser sword on the hammer."

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"Lightsaber," Anakin corrected quickly. "And yes, that sounds fun, too. I need to work on a new obstacle course for Rey, too."

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"Ooo, I can asked Valkyrie for suggestions. She's good at them." Also terrifying.

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"I would love suggestions," Anakin said, sipping from his drink. "I want to continue to challenge Rey."