Caritas- Saturday after 8:15 pm

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The dates were over, the bar was still standing, still open (not dirty), and the specials (totally dirty) were still on the board.

SPECIALS
Screaming Orgasm
Kinky blow pop
Cherry Popper
Leg Spreader
Naked Lady
Sloe Comfortable Screw
Pornstar Shooter
G Spot shot
Big O

Your bartenders were there, waiting to serve you (again, not dirty). Whatever you did with your time was your own business, aside from Tino snickering if you ordered a Sloe Comfortable Screw or whatever.

Comments

The Stage

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In case you needed to serenade someone with a zombie-led karaoke version of "Let's Get It On" or something.

The Bar

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You know, for talking. And the like.

Re: The Bar

[joan_of_bark]

Pam settled down at the bar with another drink, and tried not to think about Harley too much.

She was almost succeeding.

Re: The Bar

[unusual_sith]

"Hello again." Lana smiled and slid into the seat next to Pam. "I see you survived."

Re: The Bar

[totalwildcard]

What an absolute unmitigated, write-it-in-your-history-books disaster that had all been. Harley was working real hard at pasting something resembling an "I'm totally okay! Really!" expression onto her face as she made it back to the bar.

It wasn't going so good. It worked if you only looked directly at her for like a second at a time? And when those seconds were really well-timed and not consecutive? Because otherwise, she was kinda looking like some kind of sad doll that may or may not have been discarded out in the rain, face down in a pile of dirt or something. Not that she was being dramatic, or anything.

(Look, all the sparkly things in her outfit were still working, right? Giving her that cheery air? Please?)

Harley got herself another stiff drink, like that would help instead of hurting things further.

Ditto, the way she ended up fidgeting with her phone.

Re: The Bar

[deathsmajesty]

Liliana looked at the specials and grinned. "Do I want a Screaming Orgasm or a Big O?" she mused. "And I certainly need a Naked Lady and a Sloe Comfortable Screw."

Re: The Bar

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From behind the bar, Kitty noted, "I feel like everyone's had a Screaming Orgasm. The Big O is a little more special."

Eh, she was jumping Clint the second she got home. Go with the raunchy drinks.

Re: The Bar

[chef_chocobro]

There was a soft huff at her side, and if those were the highlights, Ignis did wonder what else might be on offer.

He had, somehow, already managed to acquire a glass of wine.

"While I generally do tend to find a Screaming Orgasm a bit of ostentatious overkill," he noted, "it certainly does hit the right mark in the right circumstances..."

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[intheeyeofthebeholding]

"I doubt I'll ever understand the impulse to name things like that." Jon sighed. "Hello, Liliana."

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[texted3times]

"I'll have one of each," Eric said with a smile, leaning against the bar and looking like the cat who caught the canary.

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[stykera]

"You look very pleased with yourself," Stark told him. That didn't worry him at all. Obviously. Why would it?

Re: The Bar

[napking]

"Hi," Gray said as he popped up next to Eric at the bar.

And then he yawned, because Sloth loved to complicate things.

Re: The Bar

[throughaphase]

"You do realize there are nine," Kitty checked. Vampire, yeah, but she should still confirm.

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[the_best_sister]

"Which one is mine?" Yelena said settling down at the bar.

What? There was a tax write-off involved.

Re: The Bar

[fears_no_one]

"Oh my fucking God," Flint gaped, blinking hard.

Why was their such shirtlessness? He was being tested. He was failing so, so hard.

Ugh, poor choice of words.

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[noonedecidesmyfate]

Belle had enjoyed her conversations but she certainly wasn't done for the night. Far from it.

So she ordered a Leg Spreader and looked around the patrons of the bar speculatively.

Re: The Bar

[fears_no_one]

Well, Flint had finished his mug of rum in fifteen minutes, which had probably not been a great choice, but fuck it.

He now had another because he enjoyed doubling down on bad choices.

Re: The Bar

[stykera]

There could be more talking. Stark would be fine with a bit more talking. And he could use a drink and perhaps a debrief about dates. His had been fine, over all, but other people had certainly seemed to have more fun. Which was fine. It had only been a few minutes of the night.

He ordered a Sloe Comfortable Screw and looked around for the woman he'd come in with and planned on leaving with.

Re: The Bar

[chef_chocobro]

Obviously, Ignis had no interest in participating in this event much anymore, but considering how much he owed to it, he was there to pay his respects and perhaps serve as an example to the disheartened and downtrodden that miracles really could happen in the most unexpected ways indeed.

And even if he could see the Specials board, he'd still probably just order a nice red.

Re: The Bar

[magnificent_bitch_face]

"I'll have the screaming orgasm," Percy requested, having given up any hope of maintaining any kind of dignity this week.

Re: The Bar

[theworst_verine]

Logan had lost his shirt to Tino, so... there was that.

"Whiskey. Leave the bottle."

Re: The Bar

[the_best_sister]

"I'm going to need something good and where I don't have to repeat any of those names on the special board," Yelena pleaded as she hit the bar. "Perhaps one of your custom cock-"

Cue the wince here.

"beverages?"

The Lounge

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In case you need more privacy. There is not enough privacy for anything that shouldn't go in a public comm, though.

The Back Room

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Should you have a need for a stripper pole or a mechanical bull.

OOC

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I'm gonna miss pollen week a little.