Caritas - Sunday evening [Open]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

GOB had finally gotten the book and read most of the first chapter before remembering that he hated reading. He would have gotten online to wank about anything he could think of, but he didn't have a computer.

So he came into work instead.

Some days it was tough to be GOB.

[OOC: I'm around. Huzzah!]

Comments

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Not just guys, as I've got a healthy number of lesbians in my class," Barney corrected him. He was liking this idea more and more.

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Really?" GOB asked. He agreed with Barney's narrative. "I like this idea." See?

"I'm GOB, by the way. GOB Bluth." GOB held his hand out to shake.

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Barney Stinson, Professor of Awesome," he replied, shaking GOB's hand. "You'd be surprised how many chicks at this school signed up to learn how to pick up other chicks."

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"No, I wouldn't," GOB said. "I teach Sex Ed. I've been kind of suspicious about the girls here anyway." No he hadn't.

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Well consider your suspicions confirmed," Barney raised his glass at GOB before taking another gulp. "Sex Ed, sweet gig."

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

GOB pour himself a glass and raised it to Barney. "And the Sex Ed teacher they had last year? I was doing her at the time, so really, it's like I'm teaching it two years in a row."

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Hat's off to you, my brother!" Barney exclaimed. "Finally, I've found someone worth talking to in this town. Tell me 'bout this teacher chick, was she hot?"

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Unbelievably," GOB said. "Nineteen years old and dressed like a whore." That's because she was actually a whore. "She was in black and white, though, which was kind of weird. But once you got past that, no complaints."

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney grinned at GOB's description, "She sounds amazing. But, whaddaya mean 'black and white'?" Barney kept forgetting his was in the land of weird.

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Like, if you're watching a porno on a black and white TV? She looked like that," GOB said in a very classy way. "She said that everyone where she lived was like that. Except she had blue eyes."

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Wow," Barney nodded, impressed. "I haven't been able to bring my porn collection down here, so maybe I'll look up some of this black and white stuff."

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"I think that's what we need in this town. An adult video store," GOB said. "With a section with stuff in black and white since that's what the brothel used to be."

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Barney blinked and flailed, "There's no adult video store? There used to be a brothel?" He was probably going to go into shock soon. "Please tell me there's at least a local strip club!"

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Not on the island," GOB said, shaking his head. "I'm just as disappointed as you are."

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"And strip clubs have the best buffet lunches!" Barney lamented the loss of naked girls and chicken wings.

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"Preaching to the choir, man," GOB said, shaking his head. "We should organize something to get a strip club in Fandom." By 'we' GOB of course meant 'Barney.'

Re: The Bar [7/22]

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

"Hmm...I'll consider that." Barney might enjoy being the proprietor of a strip club.