The park, near the duckpond, Sunday afternoon

[solo_sword]

Jaina was getting married today! She was very excited, because even though John hit on her thinking she was her sister once she'd stolen Brooke's identity and only wanted the Skywalker diamond mine, he was still all she ever wanted. And now she would own his ass.

The park had been done up to look nearly as beautiful as she did, and the duck pond would be a lovely backdrop for the wedding.


[Anyone can say they got an invite. And Winchesters can just crash. It's SOW, yo. Wait for OCD!]

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The Audience, before and during!

[solo_sword]

Arrive! Ooh and ahh at the totally hot bride! Plot your evilness! What have you!

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[likethegun]

When Sam heard that one of the Skywalker clan was getting married, he knew he had to see it. If his presence could cause Jaina even the tiniest bit of trauma, it would be worth it to pay her back for the terrible pain her family caused him. So, he lurked in the back - because the park totally had a back section - like a lurking thing.

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Sokka sat in the audience and marveled at how beautiful Jaina looked. And tried not to fall on anyone when the brain cancer made him swoon.

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Charles Bass was in the back row, glaring at John and the scarf he totally started wearing first. He'd have his revenge. Oh, he'd have it!

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Gavin had been lost at sea. His face had been mangled by the piranhas and only a kindly clam harvester had saved him from certain death.

His face was another story.

He returned for Jaina and John's wedding in a disguise. No one would recognize him and his prison filled past would stay secret.

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[can_be_more]

Talyn had of course shown up to the wedding when he wasn't out looking for criminals.

Though the wedding reminded him of his poor, dead fiancee Rebecca. He wouldn't let anyone see him cry.

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker didn't know these people either. Still, second wedding of the day, and maybe she'd get an idea of how to finally kill Ronan at this one.

She waved to people she knew. Like Princess Diana.

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[clevermsbennet.livejournal.com]

The Countess had Followede Lucas to the Weddynge.

She hung back, Lookyng for Any she Myte Drynk.

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

"I don't see why we're even here," Rodney grumbled.

"Because John was your friend, once upon a time," Meredith took over their body to respond. "It's not right that you got so caught up in your research and weren't there for him when he lost Rebecca and really needed your support."

"What?" Rodney huffed indignantly. "Now, it's my fault that he's turned out the way he has?"

"I'm just saying that you could have helped," Meredith pointed out. "The least you can do is show some support now that he's finally moved on."

"'Moved on?' Please," Rodney rolled their eyes. "Jaina doesn't hold a candle to Rebecca. I bet he's only doing this to get in good with the Skywalkers. He may have been my friend, but he was always an opportunistic bastard."

"I can't believe you'd think that! No, wait. Yes, I can," Meredith quickly corrected. "You're such a cynical bastard, you always think the worst of people."

"And I'm usually right," Rodney argued.

"Whatever," Meredith rolled her eyes. "I'm sure he really loves her," she stated emphatically.

"Yeah, as much as John Sheppard loves anyone," Rodney sarcastically agreed.

Meredith glanced down at the suit they were wearing. "You should have worn the blue tie, it really brings out your eyes."

"Oh, fine! Now you tell me," Rodney threw up their hands in defeat.

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

Aravis had shown up for the wedding, because weddings were beautiful and she, too, had once been beautiful. Until that fateful day when she had contracted a terrible tropical disease, something the natives called 'chicken pox,' and it had left her brutally scarred.

She kept her face low, her black fingertip veil shading her eyes and making sure no one could see the small white pock scar near her eye. It was hideous. And she would make them all pay for judging her.

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Rory was, of course, here. Jaina was FAMILY. So she found herself a spot to sit where she could rub her swollen stomach, hopefully in such a way that she would neither faint nor go into labor. She didn't want to ruin her step-granddaughter's big day with her CHILD.

...who, after all, might not even be a Skywalker.

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[weetuskenraider]

Tahiri'd had a little incident with getting trapped in the boiler room while exploring it yesterday, and it had taken all day in a healing trance before walking didn't involve too much pressure on burned feet. (This had not, however, changed her mindset toward footwear. At all.)

She'd finally ventured out of the dorms, wondering why something felt off but completely unaware of the exact nature of the insanity.

By the time she got to the park, she was wishing she'd stayed inside.

"Everyone here has gone completely astral."

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[momslilassassin]

Ben wept manly tears of man pain as he sat in the back. If only he could marry his love!

He had much better hair than that Winchester-loving Sheppard guy, anyway.

Re: The Audience, before and during!

[tatooine-doofus.livejournal.com]

Luke was there, on the lookout for Winchesters. Maybe they'd do something illegal!

The Wedding!

[solo_sword]

For those involved. *cough*

Re: The Wedding!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

The music swelled while John straightened his navy, red, and white scarf over his perfectly coordinated charcoal wedding suit and watched Jaina walk toward him down the long, flower-strewn isle.

In a few moments he would have everything an orphan like he could ever dream of! A diamond mine with the power and money that came with it, a link to the most powerful family in Fandom, and a seemingly endless stream of beautiful women clamoring for his attentions.

Oh, right, and a hot wife who never noticed that he cheated on her constantly. Charles Bass could eat his heart out.

Reaction!

[solo_sword]

Because you will need them.

Re: Reaction!

[sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com]

Jaina and Brooke were fighting in the duck pond. There was only one thing Sokka could do, in the circumstances: He stood up and yelled "CAT FIGHT!!!"

And then he swooned from the brain cancer.

Re: Reaction!

[likethegun]

Jaina's wedding day was ruined. Things couldn't have ended up more perfectly if he'd planned them himself.

Re: Reaction!

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned hadn't actually expected this turn of events. He hoped God didn't think it was his fault. He'd just done the vows and the ceremony. He was still doing God's work.

Comas and stunted marriages were just part of God's plan, he was sure. God wouldn't lead him down the wrong path. And if a mother and a daughter wanted to get married, well it was still love, wasn't it?

Ned was having a crisis of faith...and his stupid book was falling apart. He really needed to hit up Tony Robbins's website for another copy.

"Anyone need a priest?" he asked to no one in particular. He just wanted to be helpful. And marry people. And avoid comas. And faces burned off by cheese.

Boobs though, he'd take those.

Re: Reaction!

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

This was the best day ever. No, really. Charles couldn't have planned a better day. John's future with Jaina had been ruined and the Skywalkers had been publicly embarrassed. Surely his father would be proud of him now!

Re: Reaction!

[mrodneymckay.livejournal.com]

Amazingly, the wedding had actually gone worse than Rodney had predicted. He refused to be surprised.

"Fine," Meredith sighed. "You can say it."

Rodney grinned triumphantly. "I told you so," he sang childishly.

"You know, Brooke is remarkably youthful for someone her age," Meredith said admiringly.

If Rodney could have glared at his own body, he would have. "Do you find the silver lining in everything just to piss me off?"

"Well, duh," Meredith admitted. "I have to get my kicks somehow."

Re: Reaction!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John could kill that wedding-ruining, scarf-stealing Charles Bass! But he let his anger simmer, biding his time. The right moment would come, oh yes! John just needed a little patience.

DUN DUN DUUUUUN!

The Duck pond

[solo_sword]

For your own uses. But fight in it during her wedding and Jaina will VOW REVENGE.

Re: The Duck pond

[momslilassassin]

Woe! So much woe! Why did Ben have come stag to this, the day of his cousin's wedding, without a date when he really wanted to proclaim from the lighthouse his love for Meg?

So distracted by these thoughts was he that he completely missed the part where he was walking too close to the pond until he was in it.

"...dammit."

OOC

[solo_sword]

I've never had an impromptu wedding before.