Mooby Land: Friday, Breakfast/Lunch Changeover, aka 4th Period

[prof_of_cunning]

No, Edmund wasn't in the wrong place and neither was this post; there was an incredibly direct note taped to the classroom door pointing his Dealing With Idiots students this way.

He also wasn't wearing one of the lovely purple uniform shirts stacked on the table beside him, and as for the hats... well. You couldn't pay him to put one of those on.

Just in case that wasn't obvious, he opened with a subtle allusion to that very fact: "You couldn't pay me to put one of those hats on." See? Subtle. "If you've any sense at all, the same is true for you."

Blackadder smiled somewhat evilly. Well.... not evilly, not really. Just bastardly. Evil took more effort than he cared to expend. "Luckily for us all, I'm not paying you; I'm just ordering you. Welcome to the Real World, and I don't mean that programme where they shove a bunch of spoiled twenty-somethings into a flat for six weeks and interview them on the commode about the previous week's adventures in fornication. I'm talking about the service industry. Today, half of you will be wearing the pointier and less dangly bits of a cow on your heads, while the other half try as hard as possible to make your lives completely miserable while ordering food from you."

All right, maybe he was a little evil. "The place is also open to the public, so you'll have to deal with any real idiots who wander in."

[OOC: Open! Post is for Dealing With Idiots class and anyone else who wants to traipse in and make their lives hell by ordering a Super McDuper McMoobity Meal with no bun, ranch dressing on the side, extra ice in the Diet Coke and a mini-moob meal toy without the mini-moob meal.]

Comments

Student Sign In

[prof_of_cunning]

Like your hat has a cow.

Re: Student Sign In

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

Effy Stonem

Re: Student Sign In

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Alex Karev

Re: Student Sign In

[furnaceface]

Jonothon Starsmore

Listen to the Lecture/Mill Around Aimlessly/Mutter About the Hats

[prof_of_cunning]

Offer sotto voce suggestions about where he can stick those horns...

Order Up!

[prof_of_cunning]

"Right. Black, Flowers, Russian-sounding girl who thinks she's too good for a surname, Karev, Leonhart, Wyndam Hyphen Pryce, and Redheaded alien girl with too many surnames, welcome to your new life as Mooby Land employees. Cow hats are not optional, nor is completing your orders without getting a negative comment card or a fist in the face from your customers.

Amaquelin, di Glacia, Organa, Stonem, Starsmore, Extremely pale girl who thinks she's too good for a surname, and Blythe, you get to order the food. Though your goal is to be as obnoxiously picky and demanding as possible, I'll warn you ahead of time that you tread a fine line if you plan to actually eat any of the food your classmates may or may not have spit on."

[New Moobyland employees, make yourself a counter sub-thread! Customers both fake and real can then ping off that for great processed meat product justice. Also? The Mooby Land Menu]

Alex Karev's Counter

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Alex sent a withering look Professor Blackadder's way before putting on the freaking cow hat and stepping behind the counter, ready to take orders.

He wasn't gonna smile though. Everyone was just lucky he wasn't bitching loudly and creatively already.

Re: Alex Karev's Counter

[furnaceface]

Jonothon was perfectly willing to be as obnoxious as was possible, today. After all, it wasn't like he was going to be eating the food. In fact, just being in a restaurant, being made to order food, was enough to put him into a bit of a mood.

Lucky Alex.

//What's free, on that menu? Or at least as close to it as possible? I'm in no bloody mood to spend money on any of that rubbish.//

Re: Alex Karev's Counter

[fratboybitch.livejournal.com]

Alex raised an eyebrow and already wished he could throw his cow hat at Jono's obnoxious customer character. He refrained from doing that though.

"How about a couple packets of ketchup?" he quipped immediately. That probably wasn't a great answer though. "And those would go awesomely with the 99 cent feed bags we offer. It's a filling, full meal for a fraction of the price."

Re: Order Up!

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

Not cool, Professor. Not cool.

Reluctantly, Wesley put on the hat and did his very best to look like he was willing to take food orders.

Re: Order Up!

[capt-maxfactor.livejournal.com]

Oh, Wesley, you poor, poor, kid.

"Ahoy," Jack said, weaving towards the register. "I'm picking up me dry cleaning."

Re: Order Up!

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

"Er." That was definitely not on the board of options.

"We don't... serve that here?" he tried, awkwardly.

Order From Joolushko Tunai Fenta Hovalis

[she-sheds.livejournal.com]

Joolushko did not have too many surnames. Just because so many humans settled for such short names didn't mean that sort of behavior was correct. Hardly.

The hat really looked terrible on her hair. Really. With a long-suffering sigh and her best withering glare in the instructor's direction Joolushko approached the counter. And continued glaring. She was not above screaming to melt a cash register if you bothered her enough. Really.

Re: Order From Joolushko Tunai Fenta Hovalis

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Rilla once her mun learned to read stepped up to Jool's counter. "How fresh are your prairie oysters?" she inquired.

Not that Rilla Blythe had the slightest clue she wasn't ordering seafood.

Jacob Black's counter

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

Jake stared at the hat for a long moment before he started laughing. He put the hat on and then leaned back to study the menu for himself.

Look, at least it was a job... A fictional job.

Re: Jacob Black's counter

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

A fictional job, complete with at least one fictional customer, willing to be as irritating as possible.

"I don't know what I want," Effy told him once she approached him, and leaned against the counter with no obvious attempt to make a decision.

Makita's Corner

[gorka-wolf.livejournal.com]

The first thing Makita did was make herself a shake. The second was to put the Mooby hat atop her regular hat.

The third was to slurp her shake loudly and wait.

Re: Makita's Corner

[the_merriest]

"Okay, I have to ask," Rikku chirped. Because she had been meaning to pop in, but had never bothered thus far. "What the heck is a pat-pat pate? Am I even pronouncing that right?"

Order from Squall

[whateverknight.livejournal.com]

If you dare.


Squall didn't mind the cow hat. Whatever. It was ugly. He'd deal. What he MINDED was being stuck behind the counter taking orders from customers. He glared at people.

Tables and Booths

[prof_of_cunning]

For customers or students to sit down, take a load off, and steal each others' fries.

Re: Tables and Booths

[furnaceface]

Jonothon found a table in the corner and took a seat, setting his tray down and looking over the contents. A handful of ketchup packets, some napkins, a glass of water, a wind-up car, Karev's ridiculous cow hat, a plastic spoon, and a milkshake that consisted of grease, bacon, and mayonnaise.

Not a bad haul, for a dollar.

Now, with any luck, he wouldn't get caught as he used the spoon to launch globs of ketchup-garnished chocolate-mayo-bacon-grease milkshake at unsuspecting passers-by.

Talk to Blackadder

[prof_of_cunning]

Who isn't touching the burgers, but is contemplating an April Fool Shake, largely because it evokes pleasant images of shaking Baldrick until his eyes bulge out.

OOC

[prof_of_cunning]

I want my hat to have a cow. :(

Re: OOC

[furnaceface]

... I saw this post, was already wearing my Monroeville Zombies t-shirt, and just had to run upstairs to get my plush Mooby.

I think today is going to be a Jay and Silent Bob marathon day.

Re: OOC

[onlymistaken]

\o/