http://not-the-irs.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] not-the-irs.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2011-12-09 09:09 am

In Fandom Town Down to the Gates of Fandom High, Friday Afternoon

Now firmly under the control of Mr. White, the Auditors were becoming a little... more coordinated. They had found some of their powers failing that morning, which was terrifying, but then Mr. White had given them that look and they had given in to their bodies' apprehensiveness and scurried off.

Now...

"We must learn more," Mr. White crowed loudly. "Most of the humans are in there." He pointed at the school. "That is a fact."

The hundreds of Auditors gathered in front of him nodded meekly.

"So we must study it from the inside," he continued, "This is also a fact."

Another unanimous nodding session.

"Those inhabiting the town are also of interest," he added, "Which is also a fact."

More nodding.

"They have proven hostile so far. Also a fact. That means we can only conclude one thing."

He held up the axe. A good chunk of the Auditors held up their own weapons, mostly because they didn't want to be singled out for another experiment.

"CHARGE!" Mr. White yelled.

The throat protested. Interesting.

Seven hundred Auditors charged through the streets of Fandom.

[[ ocd up! Have at! Note that after this, all of Fandom besides the school and dorms is gone, so be sure to read the OCD. Also, if you need an excuse to get your character out of the affected areas, the Auditors are everywhere and they're going to be very hard to miss. ]]

Re: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Round 2

[identity profile] olympian-herc.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Hercules had been hit in the face more times than he could possibly count. It just happened to hurt him a little more these days.

"A bit more than that, overall, but--For All the Tiny Avengers!" He grabbed the head of a charging auditor and snapped its neck. "I would not focus on how many years I have lived. I promise to you, I rarely act my age."

Re: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Round 2

[identity profile] steel-not-glass.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't look it, either," Cindy noted, abandoning some of the fancier maneuvers to shoot directly into the onrushing crowd of Auditors. Even firing with both hands, every Auditor she hit went down. "Of course, neither do I."

She paused to flutter her eyelashes at him. "More fun that way, right?"

And then shot the Auditor trying to rush Herc from the side.

Re: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Round 2

[identity profile] olympian-herc.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hercules just smiled ear to ear.

Which looked a little scary given the fact he was bleeding from his eyebrow into one of his eyes.

"We should get a drink once all this fighting is over," he said. He then proceeded to unsheathe and fling the Sword of Peleus with one fluid motion, right into the chest of an Auditor that was trying to rush Cindy from behind.

Re: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Round 2

[identity profile] steel-not-glass.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Assuming any of the bars survive," Cindy said, not at all fazed by the blood on Herc's face--or the blood that was liberally splashed over the back of her shirt. "Of course, I have a flask in my office, so we might be able to make it work anyway."

Re: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Round 2

[identity profile] olympian-herc.livejournal.com 2011-12-10 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"I keep a bottle or two in my office, as well!" Hercules said. "It is best to be prepared for anything."

He whirled around to catch an Auditor with a low kick to the knee, with enough force to break the leg of his foe.

"That was for all of Asgard," he said, rather enjoying this... mix of most of his favorite things.