fandomtownies | In Fandom Town Down to the Gates of Fandom High, Friday Afternoon

Now firmly under the control of Mr. White, the Auditors were becoming a little... more coordinated. They had found some of their powers failing that morning, which was terrifying, but then Mr. White had given them that look and they had given in to their bodies' apprehensiveness and scurried off.

Now...

"We must learn more," Mr. White crowed loudly. "Most of the humans are in there." He pointed at the school. "That is a fact."

The hundreds of Auditors gathered in front of him nodded meekly.

"So we must study it from the inside," he continued, "This is also a fact."

Another unanimous nodding session.

"Those inhabiting the town are also of interest," he added, "Which is also a fact."

More nodding.

"They have proven hostile so far. Also a fact. That means we can only conclude one thing."

He held up the axe. A good chunk of the Auditors held up their own weapons, mostly because they didn't want to be singled out for another experiment.

"CHARGE!" Mr. White yelled.

The throat protested. Interesting.

Seven hundred Auditors charged through the streets of Fandom.

[[ ocd up! Have at! Note that after this, all of Fandom besides the school and dorms is gone, so be sure to read the OCD. Also, if you need an excuse to get your character out of the affected areas, the Auditors are everywhere and they're going to be very hard to miss. ]]

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These two were horrifying people. Horrifying.

"Much as I'd love to be able to, unfortunately not being scrawny doesn't allow me that much upper-body strength."

... He was pretty sure. He wasn't going to check.

THEY WERE WORKING THROUGH SOME ISSUES HERE. ISSUES.

"The knives should be thin enough to slide right between the ribs," Karla assured him. "But it's a bitch making sure you're hitting the right spot and not about to whack a rib."

...

"No blunting my knives on someone's ribs!"

"Wasn't planning on it," Jonothon scoffed. "Please, do give me some credit. I know how to kill a man, Karla."

I'll take 'things Jonothon Starsmore wouldn't be caught dead saying a year ago' for a hundred, Bob.

"Hey! You were the one pointing out to me where to find organs, Jono!" Karla huffed, kicking another Auditor in the side. It went down to its knees, crying out about how the pain could stop now, any time, and so she granted its wish by aiming another kick to the temple.

The Auditor exploded into atoms and Karla continued, "I mean, if we're talking about a lack of credit."

"Please," Jono snorted, rolling his eyes and then cutting another Auditor across the throat. "I was telling you which ones would be more effective if you wanted them to suffer. I figure you already knew where to find them, Sunbeam."

She had better be able to, considering how quickly she'd punted the Xavier Institute's only nurse out of the infirmary when kids had been dying in there.

Hey now. Karla was practicing her disemboweling techniques and STILL had better bedside manner than Annie had.

"If I really wanted them to suffer, I'd be taking my time," Karla retorted. "Though now I almost wonder if we could aim for their appendices and see what happened."

No, Karla. This was not going to become a competition.

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