Caritas- Monday

[fates_jaye]

It's not like it had never happened before. Sometimes Jaye would walk in to Caritas, find no one behind the bar, and then end up behind it because she wanted a drink and the Devil's Nest was all the way over there. She used to work at this place anyway, she was sure no one would mind if she just hung out and helped herself as she wanted.

And no, she didn't know why the zombies were playing porn music, but she really wanted Tino to stop looking at her like that.

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Stage

[fates_jaye]

YOU try telling them to stop.

Bar

[fates_jaye]

Jaye might hand you beers.

Re: Bar

[talentforlying]

Fuck this shit. John squinted one eye closed before trying to sit down on the stool to make sure he wasn't going to miss and embarrass himself horribly.

He wasn't a bloody pirate, for fuckssake.

"Beer me, love."

Re: Bar

[fates_jaye]

"Sure, why not," she said, reaching her arm out to lightly feel around for a bottle rather than trying to grab and miss. "You're getting a bottle, by the way. Doing this with a glass and the tap is too much work when I'm not getting paid."

Re: Bar

[talentforlying]

"Not just me with the clumsy-fingers, then," John said. "Can you feel your way to something nice and strong?"

Re: Bar

[fates_jaye]

"Pretty sure I could manage it with the right incentive," she said, not even thinking about the words coming out of her mouth.

Re: Bar

[furnaceface]

Jono had been in a bit of a state today. It appeared to be one of those weeks. He could already tell. He was half-tempted to make plans to get off of the island for the duration, only he couldn't hit the damn buttons on the phone in order to call Portalocity.

So? Bar night. The at least somewhat familiar face wasn't unwelcome.

"Booze day today?"

Jono... did miss the seat, but caught himself with a hum and wound up floating mid-air before hitting the floor.

"I can see how that might be th'case."

Re: Bar

[talentforlying]

"'M buyin' first round," John decided as his countryman sat down. "If only so I can make you buy the second."

"They don't put this in the bloody sales pitch. 'Come take care of our voodoo library,' 'fuck with the occasional demon bent on human domination,' not 'fall the fuck out of bed without being drunk first.'"

Re: Bar

[furnaceface]

"Might take me a few tries to actually get to my wallet," Jono noted, looking faintly annoyed, "but that works for me."

Really, so long as there was alcohol involved, it wasn't exactly a difficult sell, today.

"At least this sort of thing generally only lasts a day or so. Not so much with th'pollen that's about, mind. I haven't seen that last less than a week."

Re: Bar

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

Jaye better hand him a beer. "You."

Re: Bar

[fates_jaye]

"New Dean! You've stuck around," Jaye said, totally innocently.

Re: Bar

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

"Hard not to," Dean muttered, scanning the bar before settling on the band. "That's just nasty."

Re: Bar

[fates_jaye]

"How can you say such a thing when they won't stop serenading the bar with lovely porno music?" Jaye asked.

Re: Bar

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

"...Am I drunk?" Navaan asked, finally making her way into the bar. It had taken her far too many attempts to get through the door. "I'm drunk, but I don't remember drinking which is UNFAIR."

Re: Bar

[furnaceface]

"Island thing," Jono offered, holding up a lager that it had taken him far too many attempts to get into his hand. "Hopefully it'll wear off sooner, rather than later. I can only miss my mouth so many times before I find myself getting tempted to give up on my lager."

He'd stuck the bottle into his nose, Navaan. His nose.

Re: Bar

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

"...So I'm not drunk." Navaan seemed almost saddened by this. Before perking up to say, "Maybe if I get drunk, it'll all make sense again!"

She was a thinker, y'all.

Re: Bar

[furnaceface]

Jono was actually almost impressed by that logic, actually.

"It's worth a shot, really," he decided, smirking a little. "Swap out your sober lack of coordination for some drunken stumbling into exactly what you'd intended to stumble into..."

Re: Bar

[talentforlying]

"Nyrene!" No, John, but close enough for credit, maybe. "'S not us, pet, Jono says it's fucking flowers."

John may also have had a few at this point.

"Give us a kiss, and we'll buy you a drink."

Re: Bar

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

There were so many things in that statement to comment on or question. Navaan, having her priorities in order, started with the most obvious one.

She walked over to John, straddled his lap, and gave him a kiss worthy of the top-shelf bottles.

Okay, so that was the plan. What actually happened was she walked over to John, attempted to straddle him, and got the edge of the stool in a...delicate place.

"Fuck those fucking flowers," she wheezed.

...No, she hadn't noticed any other behavioral changes, why?

Re: Bar

[talentforlying]

John hadn't noticed any other behavioural changes either, but that wasn't saying much about John.

"Try squinting just one eye, then the other. I'll give you a better idea of where shit is," he laughed, offering her a hand. "You'll get it after a few tries."

Re: Bar

[fates_jaye]

"If you'er drunk without knowing how, at least the odds you didn't pay for it are pretty good?" That was some sort of Jaye logic, anyway.

Re: Bar

[doesdoctorstuff.livejournal.com]

"You are a woman of wisdom and sense," Navaan said, shaking her finger about...two inches to the left of where Jaye was standing. "Except, usually by this point in the drinking, I'm naked."

...Yes, she was contemplating it.

Re: Bar

[fates_jaye]

"Uh," she said, because it was the wrong time of Fandom for that sort of thing, "I think that's still generally frowned upon here."

Lounge

[fates_jaye]

In case you want to get somewhere more private.

OOC

[fates_jaye]

What, she needs to get out there this week.