Caritas- Friday

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Kitty had come in to check up on some stuff and found the bar... very weird. The zombies (wearing their own shirts, of course) were playing very upbeat music today, there was a giant "HAPPY ANNIVERSARY" banner over the stage that was practically dripping glitter, and there were several bottles of champagne lined along the bar.

Um. Okay.

Since obviously Tino and the zombies knew something she didn't- or they were just weird- Kitty decided to roll with it.

FIRST ROUND FREE

[Happy anniversary! Come one, come all, see people get gremlin bittenated!]

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Bar

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Lounge

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Back Room

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OOC

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WHEEEEE!

Might be slightly slow due to work but it's not like I've done anything all morning so...

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"Omigod Christina, if you don't hook me up with a cosmo I'm gonna hate you forever," Mara Britney shrieked, hobbling into the bar in a pair of stilettos and white lingerie.

But you know, classy lingerie.

Also, guess who got bitten by a gremlin. Go on.

"Madonna's gonna be here any second and I need to be a little buzzed or I'm totally gonna puke on her shoes."

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Oh, it was gonna be a weird night.

"Um. What?"

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Britney snapped her hand under Kitty's nose. "Cosmo. Madonna. VMAs. Tonight. Omigod."

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Kitty was giving that finger snap a Look, but she said, "Coming right up," and started on the drink. "What did you say your name was?"

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Britney arched up her eyebrows. "I'm Britney Spears. Hello. You've known me since we were kids and you were super unfortunate looking."

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"...Oh of course how could I forget that," Kitty said, giving her the drink she wasn't sure she really needed.

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Well, Mara would thank her for it tomorrow?

"Is that what you're wearing tonight? Really?" You were getting judged so hard by a woman who'd worn an entire outfit made of denim.

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"I'm starting a new trend?" Kitty tried.

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Britney wrinkled her nose. "Don't do that."

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"Do what?" she asked.

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"Try to start trends. It's just not a you thing, sweetie."

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"Sorry I'm late, girls," Anakin Madonna trilled, traisping into the bar in a black bustier and strappy heels.

Sorry for your eyes, Kitty.

"Yoga ran late! You know how it is."

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"I can start trends," Kitty said, a little defensively even though she knew this girl was obviously gremlin bitten.

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"Oh my god."

Yeah, that was all Kitty had.

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"Most people just call me Madonna," she replied dryly. "Have we started the soundcheck yet?"

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"Nope," Britney said decisively, drinking her cosmo. "Everyone thinks you look trashy and overly processed. No offense."

Because adding "no offense" would help.

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"I think so," Kitty said slowly. "Your opening act's been on already."

She did not think anyone was actually going to perform.

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"I am not!" Kitty protested, before remembering oh right, this was totally not actually about her.

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Madonna was a star, okay? A star. So naturally, her bustier-clad, tight pants-wearing, ridiculous heels-adorned self pranced along the stage, writhing and dancing her way through "Like a Virgin."

Sorry for your eyeballs, fellow patrons. Anakin would be so, SO sorry tomorrow.

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"Were they any good?" Madonna asked, reaching for one of the champagne bottles.