3 Minute Dates- Caritas- Saturday

[throughaphase]

There was a sign on the front door:

CARITAS PRESENTS:
3 MINUTE DATES

At eight on the dot, the zombies began playing lounge music, and Kitty stepped out onstage. After being here four years, being present for several of these things and even participating in a couple, it was her first time actually announcing this thing. Weird.

"Welcome to Three Minute Dates!" she began. "Hopefully you signed up for this, and if not, then Caritas is not liable for any discomfort, annoyance, or soaked belongings that may happen over the course of the night. When you hear your name, find the person you're matched with. You'll have three minutes to get to know them, and then there'll be a... I don't know, a gong or a buzzer or whatever, and then you're on to the next date, for a total of five rounds. If you like someone, the bar'll be open afterwards to get a drink and maybe get some more time with them. So with tha-"

And with that, an air horn sounded almost directly behind Kitty, from an overzealous zombie who had just learned how that worked.

"Oh my god. Oh my god, why did that just happen."


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Comments

Re: Round 5: Dante / Gwen Stacy

[rebelseekspizza]

"Having a good night?" Dante said, though his brow was creasing in a frown and he was side-eyeing that... "Is that a doll?"

Re: Round 5: Dante / Gwen Stacy

[stacyexperiment]

"It's a droid baby demon from hell," Gwen explained. "It's cried all day and you know what, I'm done. I. Am. Done."

Re: Round 5: Dante / Gwen Stacy

[rebelseekspizza]

"How the fuck did you even get that?" Dante asked.

Sorry. Creepy dolls came first. "I think there's a dumpster around here somewhere."

Re: Round 5: Dante / Gwen Stacy

[stacyexperiment]

"It's an Ethics class assignment. Pretty sure throwing it in the dumpster means I fail," she sighed.

Re: Round 5: Dante / Gwen Stacy

[rebelseekspizza]

"You're shitting me," Dante said.

He was almost inclined to try and poke thing. "What is wrong with these teachers?" And could he get out of doing Ethics, like, ever?

Re: Round 5: Dante / Gwen Stacy

[stacyexperiment]

"Sadism," Gwen said. "Can't they just give us eggs?"

Re: Round 5: Dante / Gwen Stacy

[rebelseekspizza]

"Or a bag of flour," Dante said. "Pile of sticks arranged like a baby?"

Re: Round 5: Dante / Gwen Stacy

[stacyexperiment]

"Let's not and say we did to the whole concept. So much easier," Gwen said.

Re: Round 5: Dante / Gwen Stacy

[rebelseekspizza]

"See, a class on condoms would probably be more useful anyway," Dante mused.

And then the air horn went off.