Homecoming Carnival Post II | The Park | Friday, October 21

[justice_undone]

Of course the Carnival offers plenty of food too, and there are rides and games for everyone to enjoy.

 

There is also glitter, to no ones surprise.

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Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Hardison didn't even try; he openly cackled at that. "Yo, who sold you the island as a relaxing vacation getaway?" he asked. "Can you sue them for fraud?"

Or run a con? But suing was probably more Tony's speed.

Re: Food & Drink

[imafuturist]

Tony gave him a mock affronted look for that. "My personal assistant set it up. After fighting what might have been a being that consumes entire planets to survive."

Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"...Does your personal assistant like you?" Hardison asked.

Look, he liked Tony just fine! Better than just fine! He had a tech-crush on Tony Stark. And he would also never send someone he liked to Fandom and tell them it was a vacation package.

"Also, I'mma just straight up say your world is hella weird."

Re: Food & Drink

[imafuturist]

But it almost was a vacation for him!

"Sometimes I wonder about that," he admitted with a laugh. "I think the weird threshold was passed back when the Nazis were summoning frost giants. It only got weirder from there."

Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"You do hear the words that come outta your mouth sometimes, right?" Hardison checked. "Yo, you don't smell burnt toast or nothin'? Cause that kinda word jumble is either a sign of a stroke or someone detailing the plot of an improbable comic book."

The narration wishes to apologize for its attempt at cleverness.

Re: Food & Drink

[imafuturist]

"Hardison," he chided "I'm a billionaire who built a flying suit of armor to escape captivity. My life is definitely a comic book."

Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"I know," Hardison said with a grin. "I'm just jealous."

There was a collection of Hardiman comics hidden away in his house that spanned decades that proved the truth of that statement.

Re: Food & Drink

[imafuturist]

"If it helps, it involves a lot more near death experiences than you'd think," Tony said. "And people in silly costumes claiming to be your nemesis."

Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"I run heists, yo," Hardison said. "Silly costumes and near death experiences ain't as rare as you might think. The whole reason we stuck together was cause the guy who put our team together tried to blow us up after our first job."

Re: Food & Drink

[imafuturist]

"See, always treat your employees well. Otherwise they might turn into s team of criminals who will ruin your life," Tony replied, nodding in agreement.

Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"Hey now!" Hardison said with mock-indignation. "We were already criminals. I ain't hacked the Pentagon servers at twelve for nothin' now."

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[imafuturist]

"Weren't we precocious," he teased.

Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"Damn right we were," Hardison said. "Was banned from Iceland at eighteen, too."

Re: Food & Drink

[imafuturist]

"The first party I got drunk at MIT, I decided to show how easy it was to get past their firewalls," Tony admitted with a quick grin. Because that was how you partied with nerds, yo.

Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"Cause it is!" Hardison exclaimed, exasperated. "Like, yo! Have some damn pride, you know?"

Re: Food & Drink

[imafuturist]

"Low bidder government contracts." And he'd know all about that.

Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"Yo, farm it out to an intern born after 1985 is all I'm sayin'," Hardison said. "Or at least have an intern poke it with a digital stick every once in awhile to see how fast it comes down!"

Re: Food & Drink

[imafuturist]

"They will always be at least a generation behind on their tech just based on the bureaucracy at play there," Tony said with a dismissive wave.

Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"It's nice knowin' that generations of young hackers are gonna be able to follow in our footsteps an' hack the Pentagon like we once did," Hardison said, fondly.

Re: Food & Drink

[imafuturist]

"Its a rite of passage," Tony agreed. "In almost feel bad for them."

Almost.

Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"Except that it's their fault it's like this," Hardison agreed. "An' they need generations of tech-savvy geeks keepin' 'em honest anyway."

Well. Honest-ish. Sorta. Kinda.

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[imafuturist]

"An honest government," Tony replied with a smile. "How novel."

Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"Ish," Hardison amended. "Slidin' scale."

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[imafuturist]

"So, the lowest bar possible?" You taught civics, Tony.

Re: Food & Drink

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Which just meant he knew.

"An' yet it still finds a way to trip over it an' show its ass."