somethingwithturquoise: (vampire queen)
Summer Smith ([personal profile] somethingwithturquoise) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2024-03-27 06:31 am

Caritas; Wednesday [03/27].

So, this was Summer's first pollen week while single in three years, so she was thinking thigns could get a little interesting at her Caritas shift that evening.

Good interesting? Bad interesting?

(Even worse. not interesting at all??)

She had no idea, so she was trying not to think about it, or build up any expectations, to keep herself simultaneously prepared for everything and for nothing at all. Which left a pretty big, obnoxious knot in her stomach.

Although that could also just be from working in all-too-close proximity of Tino and the realization that, especially without the 'I have a boyfriend!' shield, that could theoretically happen tonight.

Yeah, okay, she was definitely going to just focus on making drinks and slinging jello and insisting this was an absolutely normal Wednesday night, until something started to look decidedly more advantageous for her.

Well, maybe with a little help from the specials tonight. What? She was nothing if not an opportunist.

Featured Cocktail
Kinky Blow Pop

Featured Jello
Red Headed Slut
Blowjob
Sex on the Beach
Slippery Nipple


Caritas is open!
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Suggestive Smirk)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-03-27 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure! It would be! But everybody would have to be on board. And was everybody on board with this kind of watching? Navaan sure hadn't seen enthusiastic yeses from everybody.

Characters from sex comic strips were really big into consent, turned out. That's what kept them from being creepers.

"Well good!" she said. "Then wanna go see how long it takes to get those pants off?"
stykera: (hmm)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] stykera 2024-03-27 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, they'd have to talk that through if the situation arose!

"I..."

Stark frowned a little. He did. Didn't he?

"Need another drink first."
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (You Might Be Too Stupid To Fuck)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-03-27 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
But he was already watching, apparently! At least the walk of shameless!

Navaan raised a brow. "Cause you like drinking or cause you need liquid courage?" she asked.
stykera: (eye)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] stykera 2024-03-27 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
He was just particularly observant of his very favorite person!

"A little of both," Stark admitted. "I could get you a drink, too. I wouldn't want to leave you thirsty."

He'd already mostly made up his mind. He just needed a moment. But this could be uncomplicated and that was what he needed.
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Default)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-03-27 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. And that was why this was a win/win/win opportunity. Most people didn't need a running tally of how many people they brought into the back room beyond their own.

Navaan, for example, couldn't even tell you how many people she'd banged and that was just tonight.

"Hell yeah, I'll take one!" she said. "Gimme a--what's the best one?"
stykera: (smirk)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] stykera 2024-03-27 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
How was he going to develop a complex if he wasn't paying attention? Tsk.

"I was going to have another Slippery Nipple," Stark said. "But the Red Headed Slut is very good."

Yes, he heard it. And he'd had enough that he didn't care at this point. Or maybe he did it on purpose. He'd never tell. He motioned to Tino and ordered 2 of each. Just in case.

doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Excited)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-03-27 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Here was a suggestion: what if he neither paid attention or developed a complex? Look, there were only so many /win's someone could add on before it started getting ridiculous.

"Sure!" Navaan said, "I like slippery nipples and red-headed sluts are my favorite kind!"

Of red-heads, to be clear. She liked sluts of all varieties.

Aww, and now she missed The Slut. Memories...
stykera: (eye)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] stykera 2024-03-27 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That was just crazy talk, Navaan!

Stark slid 2 of the shots toward her, grinning a little.

"My hair's red," he offered conversationally after swallowing his own Red Headed Slut.
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Consideration 5 (You))

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-03-27 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is it?" Navaan asked, peering at him. And then shrugging and tossing back the first of the shots. "Yeah, but are you a slut? That's the important question!"
stykera: (smirk)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] stykera 2024-03-27 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Not usually," Stark said. "Sometimes...sometimes I make exceptions."

When there was pollen to deal with.
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Consideration 4 (Huh))

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-03-27 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"You seem like the really twitchy nervous type," Navaan said. "You should probably slut more, see if that calms you down any."
stykera: (headtilt)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] stykera 2024-03-27 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Do you think you can calm me down?" Stark asked. That was intriguing, honestly. "Are you going to try?"

doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Flawless Victory)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-03-27 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Orgasms make people happy," Navaan pointed out. "And more relaxed. I'm a doctor, I know things." She eyed him. "I'll at least give you one or two and see if that helps."
stykera: (awkward)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] stykera 2024-03-27 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'd like to be more relaxed," Stark told her. "I'm not always good at relaxing..."

He realized how that might sound and quickly tried to rectify the situation. "Not like that. I haven't had complaints I just...I'm me. I should stop talking."
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Good Idea Grin)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-03-27 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've got a better idea for what you can do with your mouth besides talking!" Navaan suggested brightly.
stykera: (little smile)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] stykera 2024-03-27 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
That earned her a crooked grin from Stark.

"Let's do that then," he said, standing up. "Before I talk too much."
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Tadaaa!)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-03-27 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Navaan nodded. She had a feeling Stark could absolutely fuck up getting sex from even someone as easy as she was with his talking.

"To the back room!" she crowed.
stykera: (eye)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] stykera 2024-03-27 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Stark was talented like that, sometimes. But he was also talented in other ways and Navaan would, he hoped, at least not be disappointed.

"The back room," he echoed.
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Omnomnom)

Re: The Bar - 03/27.

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-03-27 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
And lo! Off they went!