Caritas [Saturday evening] Three Minute Dates!

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Robin still kind of had no idea how she'd wound up doing this, but it was funny and she could laugh and drink and just enjoy her post-Valentine's glow behind the bar while everyone else suffered.

And in the meanwhile, she set out a pretty little sign.

Three Minute Dates @ Caritas
Hosted by Robin Scherbatsky
Presented by loneliness and desperation*
* beer goggles recommended/necessary in some cases

That done, she wandered by to the stage to take the mic. "So, hi. You know how sometimes you're at a bar, and you just don't know how to talk to those pretty people you're eyeing? Or, you know, you want to know what the deal is with that creepy guy in the corner who won't stop staring? Well, tonight, we're taking all that guesswork out of it! Welcome to Three Minute Dates! I'm your hostess and deeply amused bartender, Robin Scherbatsky."

"So here's how it goes -- when I call your name plus someone else's, it'll be time for you to find that other person and either lemon law them or find your way to true love...slash a good one night stand! Or a bad one. It's part of the fun! And then lather, rinse and repeat for four more times, because yes, boys and girls, you're doing this five times."

[OOC: Three minutes equals ten comments for our purposes. That's five comments per person. Try your very best to get it wrapped up in that time. You do NOT have to do these in chronological order. Do them as people are available. Just try not to Joss yourself.

Remember, if you're violent, you'll be teleported out of the club and will have to make your way back. If you can't get through all of your dates today, you can sp, don't worry!

ETA: OCD UP WHOOOOOOOO]

Comments

Re: The Bar [5:00-6:00, before the dates]

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Hoshi blinked a few times. "Okay, Doom," she said. "Did you actually say 'sweet' or have I had too many of these fruity drinks?"

Re: The Bar [5:00-6:00, before the dates]

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"Don't be a silly goose," Doom said. "Doom has an expansive vocabulary. Sometimes 'sweet' is the perfect word to use."

Re: The Bar [5:00-6:00, before the dates]

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Silly goose? And he was here to meet people? "Are you feeling alright?" asked Hoshi.

Re: The Bar [5:00-6:00, before the dates]

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"Doom has never felt better," Doom declared. "And this is the best chocolate milk Doom has ever tasted."

Re: The Bar [5:00-6:00, before the dates]

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That made Hoshi blink again. "I never really pictured you as a chocolate milk fan," said Hoshi. "But chocolate milk is the only think I can get out of my food replicator lately, so I've had enough of it for a while."

Re: The Bar [5:00-6:00, before the dates]

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"You also wouldn't want to try this chocolate milk then. This is probably the best ever. I can't see how your replicator could compare. No offense to you or your food replicator, this is just that good," Doom said.

Re: The Bar [5:00-6:00, before the dates]

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"No offense taking. My food replicator sucks," said Hoshi.

A much better model would come into use in the 24th century, but Hoshi didn't know that.