http://canadianpopstar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] canadianpopstar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2008-02-16 12:16 am

Caritas [Saturday evening] Three Minute Dates!

Robin still kind of had no idea how she'd wound up doing this, but it was funny and she could laugh and drink and just enjoy her post-Valentine's glow behind the bar while everyone else suffered.

And in the meanwhile, she set out a pretty little sign.

Three Minute Dates @ Caritas
Hosted by Robin Scherbatsky
Presented by loneliness and desperation*
* beer goggles recommended/necessary in some cases


That done, she wandered by to the stage to take the mic. "So, hi. You know how sometimes you're at a bar, and you just don't know how to talk to those pretty people you're eyeing? Or, you know, you want to know what the deal is with that creepy guy in the corner who won't stop staring? Well, tonight, we're taking all that guesswork out of it! Welcome to Three Minute Dates! I'm your hostess and deeply amused bartender, Robin Scherbatsky."

"So here's how it goes -- when I call your name plus someone else's, it'll be time for you to find that other person and either lemon law them or find your way to true love...slash a good one night stand! Or a bad one. It's part of the fun! And then lather, rinse and repeat for four more times, because yes, boys and girls, you're doing this five times."

[OOC: Three minutes equals ten comments for our purposes. That's five comments per person. Try your very best to get it wrapped up in that time. You do NOT have to do these in chronological order. Do them as people are available. Just try not to Joss yourself.

Remember, if you're violent, you'll be teleported out of the club and will have to make your way back. If you can't get through all of your dates today, you can sp, don't worry!

ETA: OCD UP WHOOOOOOOO]

Re: Round 1: Gabriel / Vala Mal Doran

[identity profile] spacepiratevala.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why? Do you have a religious objection to them?"

Re: Round 1: Gabriel / Vala Mal Doran

[identity profile] no-archangel.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Gabriel wrinkled his nose. "Really, God doesn't care much about dates."

Re: Round 1: Gabriel / Vala Mal Doran

[identity profile] spacepiratevala.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"I thought He or She wanted us to be fruitful and multiply? Dates help with that, don't they?"

Re: Round 1: Gabriel / Vala Mal Doran

[identity profile] no-archangel.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Gabriel didn't quite see the connection. "They just satisfy hunger," he said. "And really, the multiplying thing has been greatly exaggerated."

Re: Round 1: Gabriel / Vala Mal Doran

[identity profile] spacepiratevala.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
She eyed him and rose to go. "I think I'm looking for someone with higher standards, I'm sorry."

Re: Round 1: Gabriel / Vala Mal Doran

[identity profile] no-archangel.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
He shrugged. "I need another drink."

Re: Round 1: Gabriel / Vala Mal Doran

[identity profile] spacepiratevala.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Vala pointed to the bar and went to the next table.