http://canadianpopstar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] canadianpopstar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2008-02-16 12:16 am

Caritas [Saturday evening] Three Minute Dates!

Robin still kind of had no idea how she'd wound up doing this, but it was funny and she could laugh and drink and just enjoy her post-Valentine's glow behind the bar while everyone else suffered.

And in the meanwhile, she set out a pretty little sign.

Three Minute Dates @ Caritas
Hosted by Robin Scherbatsky
Presented by loneliness and desperation*
* beer goggles recommended/necessary in some cases


That done, she wandered by to the stage to take the mic. "So, hi. You know how sometimes you're at a bar, and you just don't know how to talk to those pretty people you're eyeing? Or, you know, you want to know what the deal is with that creepy guy in the corner who won't stop staring? Well, tonight, we're taking all that guesswork out of it! Welcome to Three Minute Dates! I'm your hostess and deeply amused bartender, Robin Scherbatsky."

"So here's how it goes -- when I call your name plus someone else's, it'll be time for you to find that other person and either lemon law them or find your way to true love...slash a good one night stand! Or a bad one. It's part of the fun! And then lather, rinse and repeat for four more times, because yes, boys and girls, you're doing this five times."

[OOC: Three minutes equals ten comments for our purposes. That's five comments per person. Try your very best to get it wrapped up in that time. You do NOT have to do these in chronological order. Do them as people are available. Just try not to Joss yourself.

Remember, if you're violent, you'll be teleported out of the club and will have to make your way back. If you can't get through all of your dates today, you can sp, don't worry!

ETA: OCD UP WHOOOOOOOO]

Re: Round 2: Dōjima / Ron Weasley

[identity profile] isourking.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'll have an ale," Ron replied. "And who is Wesley and what movie?"

Re: Round 2: Dōjima / Ron Weasley

[identity profile] dojima-hime.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"An ale for the gentleman, please," she told their bartender. "Um, the one? With the pirates, and the 'as you wish'," Dōjima attempting to mime some swordfighting. "Princess BrideDuchess Wife, or something like that."

Re: Round 2: Dōjima / Ron Weasley

[identity profile] isourking.livejournal.com 2008-02-16 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh," Ron said with shrug. "Never seen a movie, really. Can I get you something to drink?"

Re: Round 2: Dōjima / Ron Weasley

[identity profile] dojima-hime.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Never seen a movie?" Dōjima boggled at the concept. "That's horrid! Where're you from, anyway?"

Re: Round 2: Dōjima / Ron Weasley

[identity profile] isourking.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
"England," Ron replied. "But I'm a wizard and we really don't have a lot to do with non-magical folk and that tech-no-loggy stuff."

Re: Round 2: Dōjima / Ron Weasley

[identity profile] dojima-hime.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Magic? Wizard?" Dōjima said, blinking a moment in shock. Oh no, she knew this was bound to happen eventually, but here?

She almost felt badly about this, Wesley/Weasley was a nice kid. Almost. She had a job to do, and a role to play.

"Witch!" she hissed, shoving her chair back from the table. "The Coven sank into the dark, and you still keep coming back! Why don't you people just die off already?"

Re: Round 2: Dōjima / Ron Weasley

[identity profile] isourking.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
"What?!" Ron said backing away and very confused. "What'd I say?"

Re: Round 2: Dōjima / Ron Weasley

[identity profile] dojima-hime.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
"You reached for power humans aren't supposed to have," she snapped. "Couldn't you just be happy with your Craft? Why do Witches always have to want more power? You're nice, Ron, don't let the magic rot your brain."

"Remember, 'Thou shalt not suffer a Witch to live', you'd best be careful if you don't want a STN division after you." Dōjima stood and bowed stiffly. "I think our date was over anyway. Good luck with your evening."

Re: Round 2: Dōjima / Ron Weasley

[identity profile] isourking.livejournal.com 2008-02-17 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ron just stared at Dojima as she left.

And finally managed to gather his wits to move on to the next "date".

"I swear everyone here is completely mental."