Our Lady of Fandom, Thursday

[scruffnfeathers]

"My apologies for not giving my sermon weekly, as I had promised. I have been somewhat . . . distracted."

He had all these biological functions now. They were exhausting.

"Today I thought I would simply ask all of you a question: How do you deal with the monotony of every day life? It's all very repetitive, and your various biological functions interrupt you too frequently to approach it with a properly meditative spirit. I find it very frustrating."

Alas, poor now-mostly-human-angel. He hadn't yet discovered the true wonders of narcotics and sex.

[ooc: IDEK, you guys.]

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Listen to the sermon

[scruffnfeathers]

Thing on the mundanity of your every day life.

Re: Listen to the sermon

[rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com]

Rilla wrinkled her nose. She didn't think that biological functions were a particularly church-y thing to discuss.

Re: Listen to the sermon

[squire-hand.livejournal.com]

James was not one to contemplate religion often, but he thought on it.

He didn't see his life as monotonous.


There was not a niche for Ruthis, the Goddess of Luck, but he would still tip a coin.

Talk to Castiel

[scruffnfeathers]

No, seriously, he hasn't found any coping methods yet (other than booze, which only makes him have to listen to those new-found biological urges MORE). He needs your help!

Re: Talk to Castiel

[living_endless]

"Let me know if you figure it out?" Didi requested after the sermon. "I loved it at first, but now it's just kind of ... boring. Humans eat all the time."

Re: Talk to Castiel

[scruffnfeathers]

"And seem to sleep the other half, yes. I'm not certain how they've gotten anything done."

Re: Talk to Castiel

[living_endless]

"They do a lot of thinking when they're asleep," Dream's sister pointed out. "Like, a lot. And they're used to it. So when they wake up, they're ready to go." She screwed up her face. "Sometimes."

[OOC: And I flee for a few hours.]

Re: Talk to Castiel

[scruffnfeathers]

"Yes, but they don't remember most of that sleeping." Castiel had been around long enough to figure that much out. "I suppose it really comes down to them simply never having had it any other way."

Re: Talk to Castiel

[living_endless]

Didi shrugged. "You don't need to remember something for it to be important."

Most people, as far as she could tell, didn't remember much of anything.

"But you're probably right. They have no idea what they're missing."

Re: Talk to Castiel

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Chuck felt it was his duty as a friend to help Castiel out with this, even though it had the potential to be really confusing and weird. "So what's troubling you exactly?"

Re: Talk to Castiel

[scruffnfeathers]

"I simply don't see how you all deal with having these . . . needs constantly over your head. You have to eat and sleep every day."

Re: Talk to Castiel

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"You know most people enjoy sleeping and eating," Chuck said. "Can't you find some positive things about it?"

Re: Talk to Castiel

[scruffnfeathers]

". . . Burgers do sometimes make me happy."

Re: Talk to Castiel

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"See? That's good," Chuck said. "And I don't understand how anybody could hate sleeping. It's like my second favorite thing to do."

Re: Talk to Castiel

[scruffnfeathers]

"What's your favorite?"

Re: Talk to Castiel

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"Having sex," Chuck said, sounding like that should have been obvious.

Re: Talk to Castiel

[bamf-tastic.livejournal.com]

"If the monotony of life is boring you, stop being so monoto... mono... -- Stop being so repetitive! Learn how to have fun! Mix it up! Only boring people are bored!"

Re: Talk to Castiel

[scruffnfeathers]

"I don't think that's true," Castiel said. "But what would you advise I do to . . . have fun?"

Re: Talk to Castiel

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Y'know, some people like having routine," Dean said as he walked up to Cas.

Re: Talk to Castiel

[scruffnfeathers]

Castiel tilted his head. "Do you?"

Re: Talk to Castiel

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Nah," Dean admitted. "Not really. But it's nice to have a few things you can count on even if everything else is chaos."

Re: Talk to Castiel

[scruffnfeathers]

"I used to. I was rather convinced they were constants." He was referring, of course, to his fellow angels and the Lord. "Sleeping and eating seem pale replacements."

Re: Talk to Castiel

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Depends on what you're eating," Dean said. "And who you're sleeping with."

Re: Talk to Castiel

[scruffnfeathers]

"Yes, Chuck seemed to indicate sex as one of the finer pleasures in life as well. I can't say I quite understand it, yet."

OOC

[scruffnfeathers]

Next week, orgy!

. . . Okay, maybe not.