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The glitter could not be contained! Nor could the moose...despite their plastic nature. Homecoming continued onward, welcoming all late arrivals who were still in time for the main event!

Your 2011 Homecoming Court Announcement!


[ Post 1 | Arrive + Mingle Some More | Homecoming Court | More Drinks + Snacks | More Chaperones | More Dancing | Even More Shadowy Corners | OOC2 ]

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Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

If he was bad, she was worse. And... sloppy.

Just generally awful, really.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Just a horrifying display all around. Sorry, Fandom High. You didn't deserve to see this.

But at least Dave was happy.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

As was Miley! Which was evidenced in the fact that her hand was now in her hair and she was attempting to use tongue.

EVERYONE NEEDED TO RUN AWAY. AND DEFINITELY NOT GET OUT ANY CAMERAS OR ANYTHING.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave had no idea what to do when someone tried to put a tongue in his mouth. Well, open his mouth, clearly. That was step one. After that he would have been completely even if he were sober.

Frankly, anyone who was watching this was probably deranged.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Now Miley was pretty confused too.

So she just stood there for a moment. Which probably felt pretty weird.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave pulled away to talk. "I'm sorry, I'm new to this kissing thing. What am I supposed to do with my tongue?"

How romantic.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

"Yeaaaah, don't know," Miley admitted, shrugging.

Disney girls did NOT kiss with tongue. Usually.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"Oh. Okay," Dave said. And then he tried to go back in for another kiss. As long as both of them were clueless, it wasn't as bad, right?

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Kissing it was! Hooray!

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Dave realized there was something very important he needed to share, so he pulled away again after a little bit. "I'm a fifth of a king, you know."

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Miley was a bit dazed. "Boy with surprisingly soft lips say what?"

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"The crown thing. The court," Dave said. "Fifth of a king."

"My lips are soft?" That was a good thing, right?

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

"Oh! Right! That was you!" Yes, Miley. That was him. "And yes! Totally soft. Like a sheep the day before a haircut."

...Disney Southern colloquialisms, Dave. Get used to them.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"A haircut for me or the sheep?" Dave asked, once again trying to follow along.

He'd understand it if he were sober.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

"For the sheep," she clarified. "'Cause they're all soft and fluffy, you know?"

God, Dave.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"Oh!" Dave said. "Wait, you call that a haircut? I thought it was just shearing."

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

"It is, it's just -- it sounded better if I said haircut."

Sigh.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"Oh," Dave said, thinking it over. "I can see that."

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

"There was alliteration," she added. No, there wasn't. "It just sounded nice."

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"It did. The way you said it," Dave said, trying to be romantic with that... somehow. It was tough when he was still thinking about sheep.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

And therein lay the problem with her colloquialisms!

"Thanks!" she chirped. "It's, like, the accent."

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"Any accent that can make things about sheep sound so pretty is good by me," Dave said.

That's right. Miley's voice now had Dave's official approval.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Ah, but he didn't know that she was Hannah Montana yet. Miley wouldn't rest until he'd changed his opinion on her too.

"Well, shucks," she said, deliberately exaggerating the Tennessee twang. "Well, ain't I redder'n a tomato on pickin' day."

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

"How red is a tomato on picking day?" Dave asked.

He really wasn't getting this 'figure of speech' thing tonight.

Re: More Drinks + Snacks | Homecoming 2011

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Miley facepalmed. "Red," she informed him. "Very red."