Caritas- Saturday from 8:22 on

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Kitty had no reason to participate in 3 Minute Dates, but she'd still shown up to handle the bar, and because it was really potentially entertaining. Of course, if anyone asked she'd probably say something like she wanted to make sure no one got so angry at a date that they did damage to the bar or something.

The bar was open for post-daters, spectators, and people who'd just wandered in on Saturday night, and your bartender was eying the puppy thing like she expected him to do something weird(er) at any moment.


[And here is your normal post! Tah daaaaah!]

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[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"You just described the worst case," Jessica said, shuddering a little extra hard because, well, having boy memories still made the idea of giving birth seem like the most horrifying thought possible. "But if it makes you happy, sure, you can hold onto that horrifying delusion."

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[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

"I hear we might have kids show up at some point," Olive added. "Your little future genius-slash-delinquents might even visit sooner than you think!"

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[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"I was being kind to you, why are you doing this to me?" Jessica asked.

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[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

"Because it's funny," Olive noted. "And I'm sad, so I need to laugh at something."

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[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"It's okay, my pain is being expressed mainly for comedic effect anyway," Jessica said. "If there's one thing I know well, it's humor and mockery to help you does with your own stuff."

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[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

"So can I be Cool Aunt Olive when you have Cade's kids?" Olive asked. "What're you going to name them? I mean, not to sway you, but I think Olive Junior has a nice ring to it."

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[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"Only if it's a boy," Jessica said. "Just for fun."

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[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

"Call him O.J. and tell him he's full of vitamin C," Olive decided. "That'll be good for his self-esteem."

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[craftyladyparts.livejournal.com]

"Please tell me your middle name starts with a J and your parents did that to you," Jessica requested.

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[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

"Nope, but that does sound like something they'd do," Olive noted. "It would brighten your child's life!"