The Devil's Nest, Saturday, April 12th

[nookiepowered]

"No." Bo crossed her arms behind the bar and ignored the balloon Tiny was holding out to her. "I already told you my terms. The whole thing or no deal."

Tiny held up his phone in the other hand, then made a show of putting it away. Bo just shook her head.

"No. I don't care if you record me. I'm just not doing it without the quid pro quo." She reached out and bopped the balloon lightly. "Every. Single. Verse."

Which was why anyone visiting the bar tonight, including the guests at Warren and Karla's birthday party, would find themselves treated to a high-pitched -- and very long -- performance of I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General from the huge guy in the leather vest.

Bo's performance, they'd have to be very good at searching YouTube (or know Tiny's username) to find, and also fast enough to get there before Bo filed the fake DMCA takedown notice. Or the obscenity one. She was still trying to decide which seemed more likely coming from Disney.

[Open! Karla and Warren's birthday party be happenin' in the VIP area; the rest of the joint is open to anyone.]

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Re: Karla and Warren's Birthday -- Presents!

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah snickered, high-fiving her back, and said, "I could have gotten them in red, but think of what Lucivar would say when he wore them if I did."

Re: Karla and Warren's Birthday -- Presents!

[glacial_queen]

"He'd want to know where he could get his own pair," Karla sniffed. "And probably call him 'Hot-ass' or something."

Which, as far as Karla was concerned, was a perfectly apt description, especially if Warren were to be wearing leather pants.

Re: Karla and Warren's Birthday -- Presents!

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Dinah hooted her amusement, and said, "Finding the vest was the harder part, since it's more of a halter, and they make more of those for women then men." She rolled her eyes. "Next time I'm shopping for clothes for you guys, I'm visiting Sidra."

Re: Karla and Warren's Birthday -- Presents!

[glacial_queen]

"You know you're always welcome," Karla told her. "Though I'm definitely looking forward to making him at least try it on!"

She wouldn't complain if Warren decided the vest really wasn't his thing. But she would glue him into those pants if she had to.