fandomtownies | The Devil's Nest, Saturday, April 12th

"No." Bo crossed her arms behind the bar and ignored the balloon Tiny was holding out to her. "I already told you my terms. The whole thing or no deal."

Tiny held up his phone in the other hand, then made a show of putting it away. Bo just shook her head.

"No. I don't care if you record me. I'm just not doing it without the quid pro quo." She reached out and bopped the balloon lightly. "Every. Single. Verse."

Which was why anyone visiting the bar tonight, including the guests at Warren and Karla's birthday party, would find themselves treated to a high-pitched -- and very long -- performance of I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General from the huge guy in the leather vest.

Bo's performance, they'd have to be very good at searching YouTube (or know Tiny's username) to find, and also fast enough to get there before Bo filed the fake DMCA takedown notice. Or the obscenity one. She was still trying to decide which seemed more likely coming from Disney.

[Open! Karla and Warren's birthday party be happenin' in the VIP area; the rest of the joint is open to anyone.]

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And your bartender's roommate was recording this for Youtube. Hi, Bo.

"I know where you live," Bo pointed out, shaking a beer bottle at her.

"I know where you sleep. Most of the time," Kenzi retorted, grinning. "You did this one to yourself, you know."

Also, she was trying not to hum the damn song herself now.

"Yeah, well, I know where your face sleeps."

As witty ripostes went, Bo... would get back to you when she thought of one.

She wrinkled her face up, then looked over at Tiny and grinned. "Eh, totally worth it."

"Whyyy?" Kenzi was grinning too now. "Also, rum'n'coke please."

No, she would never stop trying.

Yeah, but in a year, Bo would stop saying no, so there was that.

"No. And totally worth it because dude, do you know what hitting G above middle C does to Tiny's biceps?" Bo made boing boingy motions with her beer-holding hand.

Ahahahahahha okay, that was worth the alcohol denial, because Kenzi was now sorry and sad that she'd missed that in person. And trying to get her breath back from giggles.

"Now I want to see if he knows anything from The Lion King or something else," Kenzi said, once she had her breath back.

THE CIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIFE!

"As long as you record him and not me, I don't care if you get him to sing Flashdance. Complete with the chair and the water."

'Don't care' might be slightly inaccurate, since Bo would love that. And so would YouTube.

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