The Devil's Nest, Saturday, April 12th

[nookiepowered]

"No." Bo crossed her arms behind the bar and ignored the balloon Tiny was holding out to her. "I already told you my terms. The whole thing or no deal."

Tiny held up his phone in the other hand, then made a show of putting it away. Bo just shook her head.

"No. I don't care if you record me. I'm just not doing it without the quid pro quo." She reached out and bopped the balloon lightly. "Every. Single. Verse."

Which was why anyone visiting the bar tonight, including the guests at Warren and Karla's birthday party, would find themselves treated to a high-pitched -- and very long -- performance of I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General from the huge guy in the leather vest.

Bo's performance, they'd have to be very good at searching YouTube (or know Tiny's username) to find, and also fast enough to get there before Bo filed the fake DMCA takedown notice. Or the obscenity one. She was still trying to decide which seemed more likely coming from Disney.

[Open! Karla and Warren's birthday party be happenin' in the VIP area; the rest of the joint is open to anyone.]

Comments

Re: Karla and Warren's Birthday -- Arrive/Mingle

[sharp_as_knives]

"Cats generally do, or so I'm told," Hannibal answered with a smile. He cast back through his memories and thought he could vaguely remember the young man in question. "Not a crab-terrorizer, then?" He asked, still teasing.

Re: Karla and Warren's Birthday -- Arrive/Mingle

[heromaniac]

"No. He hasn't even made a threat to try to eat them. Totally more than I can say for Moshi."

Re: Karla and Warren's Birthday -- Arrive/Mingle

[sharp_as_knives]

"I shall make a note: no bringing crab to your house," Hannibal said. "We wouldn't want him getting a taste for it."

Re: Karla and Warren's Birthday -- Arrive/Mingle

[heromaniac]

"Eh?! Not fair! I like crab!" She was Japanese, remember. "And you can't get it anywhere in El Paso!" Well, not done right.

Hmm. "Just, not kabutogani crab."

Re: Karla and Warren's Birthday -- Arrive/Mingle

[sharp_as_knives]

"Not anywhere?" Hannibal shook his head. "In that case, just no kabutogani," he promised. "Perhaps crab and cucumber sunomono?"

Re: Karla and Warren's Birthday -- Arrive/Mingle

[heromaniac]

Could you hear the drooling, Doctor?

"Well, nowhere I can afford to eat. We're like, totally a desert, here, remember? They don't eat lots of seafood. Besides, restaurant food never tastes as good as homemade."

Re: Karla and Warren's Birthday -- Arrive/Mingle

[sharp_as_knives]

"On that I will definitely agree," Hannibal answered with a smile.

Plus they didn't generally serve his preferred dishes.