http://craftyladyparts.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2016-09-24 01:32 am

3 Minute Dates 21 - Caritas - Saturday night

A sign was posted at the front door:

Caritas Presents:
3 MINUTE DATES


Unlike most 3MDs, there didn't seem to be a host. The zombies were just set up, all quiet, when the lights went out.

After a few moments, music started to play. A man's voice started to sing "Ooooooooh" while backing vocals repeated "come on."

The first chorus played before a voice that might have been familiar to longtime residents came up and completely failed to introduce himself. "Welcome to Three Minute Dates. I gave this CD to Tino years ago, just in case this thing I started turned a sexy, legal to drink in the rest of the country 21. In honor of that, have an open bar, courtesy of me, to make sure my name is never forgotten. When somebody reads your names or whatever happens, pair up, get drunk, and let those beer goggles take over for three minutes until this sound plays."

The song cued back up, singing, "You're hopelessly HOPELEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!" It was, perhaps, a mixed message.

"Have fun. And try not to bang too many people at once, like I'm definitely doing right now."

Finally the lights came back on. Jessica turned to Tino at the bar, taking a free drink, and asked, "Who was that?" Tino just shrugged. He clearly knew, but he was admitting to nothing.

[The Bar Before the Dates | Round 1 | Round 2 | Round 3 | Round 4 | Round 5 | OOC]
[Regular post-dates Caritas post]

[OOC: Three minutes = ten comments total, five per person. You don't need to do your threads chronologically, but try not to Joss yourself.

OCD starts now. If I fall asleep before it's done, don't mind me. I'll finish up when I wake up. ETA: That's happening. Final 2 rounds posted when I wake up. Feel free to start on the first 3 rounds now. FINALLY DONE!

If I made a blatant mistake, like skipping a character completely for a round or posting a pairing twice, feel free to grab me on AIM or in the OOC thread and I'll make a quick fix. Remember, attacks on your dates will get you teleported elsewhere on the island.

Also remember that most playing should happen on Saturday, but if you need to finish things up on Sunday, that's fine.

A regular post-dates Caritas post will go up Saturday afternoon sometime.]
heroic_jawline: (neg: omg peggy wai you shoot me)

Re: Round 4: Deadpool / Steve Rogers

[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2016-09-24 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"How much is a little?"

Steve, precious lamb, NO.
captainskullpoopl: (check this out)

Re: Round 4: Deadpool / Steve Rogers

[personal profile] captainskullpoopl 2016-09-24 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know," Deadpool said innocently. "Just the tip."

The narrative sort of gave up on even trying to berate him for this. Just gave up.
heroic_jawline: (neg: omg peggy wai you shoot me)

Re: Round 4: Deadpool / Steve Rogers

[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2016-09-24 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve turned roughly the color of Deadpool's mask. "Oh my God," he squeaked.
captainskullpoopl: (arms crossed)

Re: Round 4: Deadpool / Steve Rogers

[personal profile] captainskullpoopl 2016-09-24 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"You actually got that reference? Man, I was lied to about the forties," Deadpool replied, tapping his chin thoughtfully.
heroic_jawline: (bffs: totally bros)

Re: Round 4: Deadpool / Steve Rogers

[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2016-09-24 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"I was in the Army," Steve said, "...which I'm now realizing too late does nothing to help me."
captainskullpoopl: (OMG)

Re: Round 4: Deadpool / Steve Rogers

[personal profile] captainskullpoopl 2016-09-24 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"I was too!" Deadpool replied. "We're connecting."

They would be connecting more if Deadpool had his way.
heroic_jawline: (neg: goddamn i hate my life)

Re: Round 4: Deadpool / Steve Rogers

[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2016-09-24 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, do we have to?" Steve whispered.
captainskullpoopl: (arms crossed)

Re: Round 4: Deadpool / Steve Rogers

[personal profile] captainskullpoopl 2016-09-24 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"For America," Deadpool replied, nodding his head. Somehow, somehow Steve made it to the point where the buzzer went off.