http://craftyladyparts.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2016-09-24 01:32 am

3 Minute Dates 21 - Caritas - Saturday night

A sign was posted at the front door:

Caritas Presents:
3 MINUTE DATES


Unlike most 3MDs, there didn't seem to be a host. The zombies were just set up, all quiet, when the lights went out.

After a few moments, music started to play. A man's voice started to sing "Ooooooooh" while backing vocals repeated "come on."

The first chorus played before a voice that might have been familiar to longtime residents came up and completely failed to introduce himself. "Welcome to Three Minute Dates. I gave this CD to Tino years ago, just in case this thing I started turned a sexy, legal to drink in the rest of the country 21. In honor of that, have an open bar, courtesy of me, to make sure my name is never forgotten. When somebody reads your names or whatever happens, pair up, get drunk, and let those beer goggles take over for three minutes until this sound plays."

The song cued back up, singing, "You're hopelessly HOPELEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!" It was, perhaps, a mixed message.

"Have fun. And try not to bang too many people at once, like I'm definitely doing right now."

Finally the lights came back on. Jessica turned to Tino at the bar, taking a free drink, and asked, "Who was that?" Tino just shrugged. He clearly knew, but he was admitting to nothing.

[The Bar Before the Dates | Round 1 | Round 2 | Round 3 | Round 4 | Round 5 | OOC]
[Regular post-dates Caritas post]

[OOC: Three minutes = ten comments total, five per person. You don't need to do your threads chronologically, but try not to Joss yourself.

OCD starts now. If I fall asleep before it's done, don't mind me. I'll finish up when I wake up. ETA: That's happening. Final 2 rounds posted when I wake up. Feel free to start on the first 3 rounds now. FINALLY DONE!

If I made a blatant mistake, like skipping a character completely for a round or posting a pairing twice, feel free to grab me on AIM or in the OOC thread and I'll make a quick fix. Remember, attacks on your dates will get you teleported elsewhere on the island.

Also remember that most playing should happen on Saturday, but if you need to finish things up on Sunday, that's fine.

A regular post-dates Caritas post will go up Saturday afternoon sometime.]

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com 2016-09-25 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
By the end of the night it would be miraculous that Kuzco wasn't pulling himself out of the pond for getting deservedly smacked.

"Who's your date?" Kuzco asked. "Is she an Empress? Because I'm an Emperor."
boneyard_girl: (angry)

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[personal profile] boneyard_girl 2016-09-25 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Ada was already contemplating if the smack was worth the trip to the duck pond. If it was just going to dump her outside, that would be one thing, but water + Ada = Badness.

"She's th' Queen of th' Ocean an' I'm th' Princess of th' Midway, an' so far you're just the Emperor of Morons."

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com 2016-09-25 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"You've met my roommate, then," Kuzco said. "He's a total idiot."

That's not what she was saying at all, Kuzco.
boneyard_girl: (Default)

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[personal profile] boneyard_girl 2016-09-25 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"'M sayin' you're th' idiot, an' Emperor of only your own stupidity," Ada shot back. "I feel sorry for whoever got you as a roommate."

Did throwing her coke in his face count as far as the no violence rule went? Because he was tempting fate.

Re: Round 5: Ada Miller / Kuzco

[identity profile] notouchykuzco.livejournal.com 2016-09-25 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, the magic was probably annoyed with him too.

"I don't like you," Kuzco sniffed. "You may leave my presence."