Caritas, Saturday (6/7)

[needsacatchphrase]

Did Padme know that she needed to go to work at a bar? No. No, she did not. But she did need a drink as she figured out how best to address her current situation and that somehow ended up being said bar.

And then the bartender there had taken one look at her and her over the top outfit and disappeared for five minutes before returning in a matching outfit.

How long had Tino had that just waiting? Why had Tino had that waiting? These were questions to ponder and never learn the true answers to because, well, Tino.

Specials
Sarlacc Pit
Yub Nub
Coruscant Cooler

[ocd? I don't know her]

Comments

[sith_happened]

Rory had turned into some sort of pants-obsessed teenager demanding to be taken to Greece and so Anakin was making a strategic retreat to the ba---"Sithspit."

Hello, to you, too, Anakin.

[needsacatchphrase]

"Anakin!" Look, you had to know this was always a possibility here.

[sith_happened]

He did, and he really should've thought of it after Rory this morning. He smiled at his new bartender, then noticed--"Why does Tino have a matching outfit?"

Creepy and weird, Tino. Creepy. And. Weird.

[solo_sword]

Jaina had had A Day. So she was here, not at home because that way led madness right now apparently, and got the twins as far as the back room with an order of, "Don't stab anything or anything with darts and don't climb on the bull if I'm not there."

And when they were in there and not stabbing anyone or anything, she came over to the bar with the explanation of, "Their dad's a car right now."

[sith_happened]

"He's a car?" Anakin repeated.

[solo_sword]

"A Jaguar," she confirmed. "He's not going to be happy Monday."

[needsacatchphrase]

"Is that a normal thing?" Padme asked slowly. Because, well, she was on a strange island and an even stranger planet. She didn't know!

[solo_sword]

"No, but it's not unheard of," she said with a sigh.

And then she really got a look at her. "I'm going to guess you're not Fake Grandma."

She knew Jane's name, but she fit in well with Tiny Luke and Tiny Mom.

[thatwaslucky]

Rey, plastic and blocky, walked into the bar.

"This looks like a fine establishment!"

[needsacatchphrase]

Padme looked to Tino to confirm this was normal. Because the CGI was too good for her! Too good!

Tino didn't even bat an eye.

[thatwaslucky]

You know what wasn't normal? Real skin. So there.

"Hello!" Rey greeted her, sidling up to the bar. "I'll have a Yub Nub."

Said like that was normal. Which the real Rey would do too.

[sith_happened]

Anakin's head was just going to explode this weekend. He was becoming reconciled to this fact.

"Rey?!"

[thatwaslucky]

"Yes!" she said, swiveling her neck to look at him. "Do I know you?"

[stykera]

"...Rey? You're..."

You're a toy, Rey. Why were you a toy?

[thatwaslucky]

"I'm Rey, yes!" she said. "White you?"

[stykera]

These weekends were odd but sometimes odd was a good thing. Like when you were in the market for different things to focus on, for example.

"Oh." That wasn't Jane but Stark probably should have expected that. "Do you work here now?" Whoever you were.

[sith_happened]

Anakin gave a wave. "That's Padme Amidala," he said. "She's from home."

[stykera]

"You know her from your home?" Stark asked. "From...before. Oh. That's...new? Unless you just mean your galaxy and not your version and your time of it?"

[needsacatchphrase]

"I guess so?" Padme said, looking around. "I was sort of shooed back here."

Tino was too lazy to actually bartend most days.

[stykera]

Lucky for Tino the place wasn't open every night these days.

"Oh. I'm sorry. About Tino." Everyone was sorry about Tino, right?

"Could I have a...Yub Nub?" Stark didn't know what any of them were but that one had a fun name to say.

[snipsnspecks]

Ahsoka tended to spend her Saturday evenings (most of her evenings, really) meditating, but the Force had given her a nudge towards attempting to be social tonight for some reason.

She stopped short when she got up to the bar...well. That would be why.

[sith_happened]

"Would you also like a very large, very strong drink?" Anakin asked.

[needsacatchphrase]

"Ahsoka!" Padme gasped, eyes going wide at how grown up she looked.

Did that help with the timeline at all? Probably not.

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Jonny staggered into the bar, having pre-gamed everything in Jon's flat, and grinned at the pretty bartender. (Padme? Tino? Anyone's guess.)

"I'll have a whiskey and gasoline!"

[needsacatchphrase]

"Whiskey and what?" Look, she was from space. Make it sound more fancy or alien to make sense.