The Fandom Chocolate Festival, The Park, Friday afternoon

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Drax looked miserable.

That probably had something to do with the fact that he was standing under a banner that said "Fandom Chocolate Festival."

Or something to do with the fact that he was in the park, surrounded by chocolate sculptures.

Or the fact that there were weetiny chocolate bunnies scampering around.

More than likely, it was the fact that his regular leather pants needed to be washed and the only other clothes he could find were a pair of lederhosen that the previous dean left behind in the garage at 33 Apocalypse.

[OOC: Please don't ask me to explain my brain. There's chocolate all over the park. You can get bars of it or just take it from the sculptures and stuff.

Weather is modded so that we will not have isolated thunderstorms around the park, but the upper 90 degree weather will continue, which spells doom for the chocolate. Even the bunnies. Mwahaha. No, seriously, don't ask me about my brain.]

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The Chocolate Stand

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Where you can get chocolate in bar or milk form. It's kept refrigerated, so it shall not melt too quickly!

Re: The Chocolate Stand

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Aravis was completely unsure where to start. It was only after a good seven or eight minutes of staring and considering that she decided to get herself a chocolate bar, because at least she wouldn't get that messy yet.

Wouldn't hurt to get several bars, actually. Just in case.

Re: The Chocolate Stand

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Tori was amazed by all of the chocolate. Dustin would have a field day here. She decided on some chocolate milk. It was yummy.

Re: The Chocolate Stand

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John started off the day with chocolate milk. MMmmmm!

Re: The Chocolate Stand

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette had a pocket book. Annette was hoarding several bars and hoped they did not melt before she could get them back to her room.

Re: The Chocolate Stand

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

So. Much. Chocolate. Robin just kind of, stared in wonder at the whole thing. He could hear his mother kvetching in his head and he was totally ignoring her.

Re: The Chocolate Stand

[bookyeve.livejournal.com]

"Oooooo!" Evie's never ever going to turn this down. Chocolate milk. AND chocolate bars, yay!

The Chocolate Art Museum

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Want to see famous moddable sculptures recreated in chocolate? Of course you do! Pick the brain of The Thinker. The Venus de Milo is already missing her arms, take her shoulders, too! No comment on Michelangelo's David, but whomever does the obvious thing is a sick, sick person.

Re: The Chocolate Art Museum

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

Seely stared at all the chocolaty art.

There were breasts, made of chocolate.

This was a glorious, glorious day.

Re: The Chocolate Art Museum

[joanna-stayton.livejournal.com]

Joanna walked about the museum, sneering at the sculptures. She could easily be overhead mumbling things like, "Disgusting, nothing like the original. Tawdry reproduction -- completely devoid of passion! Heinous, his privates don't even hang in that direction."

And when she thought no one was looking, she might just reach out, break off a chocolaty chunk of sculpture, and quickly stuff it in her mouth.

Re: The Chocolate Art Museum

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A.J.'s head was tilted as he seemed particularly fascinated by the chocolate Nike.

...Chocolate as a medium. Chocolate as a medium. It was brilliant. He was both excited to try it himself and utterly depressed that if he did he would only be seen as a mere copycat poser.

Re: The Chocolate Art Museum

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Annette stood still, staring at some craftily placed chocolate leaves.

Re: The Chocolate Art Museum

[irulan-atreides.livejournal.com]

Irulan stared and stared at the sculptures. If there was one thing she had, it was a sweet tooth. "I think I'm in heaven."

Re: The Chocolate Art Museum

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John swipes a chunk off of the base of the Winged Nike.

The Chocolate Fairy Castle

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It's like a giant dollhouse, only made out of chocolate. The moat is, of course, made of chocolate milk. Don't be surprised if you see chocolate figures in the shapes of fairies and princesses and the like. Don't worry, they are not real fairies and princesses and the like.

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle

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Mel sat in front of Fairy Castle looking at it with child-like wonderment. She picked up a chocolate princess figure and a chocolate prince figure and held them up to each other.

"Oh my sweet handsome and chocolate prince! Your oh-so-chocolatey kiss has save me from my thousand year slumber! How shall I ever repay my debt!"

"Marry me and become my chocolate princess and then we shall live in the chocolate castle and become chocolate king and queen with many chocolate children!"

"But what of the pink and purple haired monster who mocks us for sport?"

"What about her? She is-"

And then Mel bit off both their heads and laughed an evil laugh.

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle

[solo_sword]

Jaina wasn't so much concerned with the fairy castle, but she kept looking at the chocolate moat. Seriously?

So at one point she dipped a finger in to try it.

You know, between the swimming, pie fight and chocolate, today wasn't so bad.

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle

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Annette sat down and leaned over to scoop up some chocolate milk, surprised when it was like real chocolate milk. She started making the princes and princesses dive and swim in the moat. Maybe bob a little too. She bit the head off of one and the poor thing drowned.

Re: The Chocolate Fairy Castle

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Anemone had picked up a little chocolate dragon, and was giggling softly as she made it dance. "Grr, I am the Headmaster! Fear me!" She made the dragon stomp through the little chocolate fairies. "I don't like happy people!"

Placing all the tiny little fairies back in their spots, Anemone took a bite from her dragon. "Mmm. Chocolate."

Chocolate Pond

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A great pool of chocolate milk. There's a fountain, too. Come on, you know you want some chocolate milk. There are cups right there for you to use.

Please note, this is not the duck pond filled with chocolate. This is a separate pool set up in a relatively hygienic manner. It is being cooled so that the very warm day doesn't do anything bad to the milk.

Re: Chocolate Pond

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Andros stared at the pond for several minutes before he decided to get a cup and try some of the chocolate milk.

Chocolate Poker

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Sit down with some cards made out of chocolate and play your friends for chocolate chips. Yes, this thread exists mainly for that pun.

Or just eat the cards.

Re: Chocolate Poker

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

It wasn't long before Mary had a poker game going. She was raking in the chip, but her winnings kept melting.

Chocolate Ice Cream Castles

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This is destined to fail in this heat, but try to make sand castles with chocolate ice cream instead of sand. There are buckets and shovels and such around.

Re: Chocolate Ice Cream Castles

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

There was chocolate. And there was ice cream. And there were buckets and shovels. And there was a Mikey.

Mikey was totally sane. Seriously. He just really, really enjoyed squishing about in melting ice cream.

"Dude. This is awesome"

Smish sploosh smeesh!

Making S'mores

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There is a small campfire in the park. On a day with temperatures in the upper 90s. This is insanity. But you can have s'mores if you can stand the heat.

Re: Making S'mores

[water-wonder.livejournal.com]

Oh, Tori was all about the s'mores. She didn't mind the heat, really. Hi, Californian.

The Great Weetiny Chocolate Bunny Hunt

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The weetiny chocolate bunnies are all around the park. If you don't eat them, they will melt in the heat and die.

This is the most sadistic thread ever in a Friday event.

Especially since Drax is here, relieving his frustrations with the day by hunting down the bunnies without mercy.

Re: The Great Weetiny Chocolate Bunny Hunt

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"I destroyed Thanos, the Mad Titan!" Drax yelled. "Now I'm wearing uncomfortable green tights while surrounded by chocolate. You will suffer, rabbits, but it will be better for you than melting."

With that, Drax pounced and started chasing the little bastards.

OOC

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Seriously, I don't know.

Re: OOC

[halfshell-hero.livejournal.com]

You are brilliant and I nearly snorted chocolate milk up my nose. Go figure.