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Jaye Tyler ([personal profile] fates_jaye) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2008-08-15 09:05 pm

Caritas, Saturday- Three Minute Dates

Jaye was actually at work, and there early for once, which shocked the hell out of Tino. But see, she got to host tonight, and she was actually excited for it. She'd even brought popcorn to watch. Maybe someone could get slapped in three minutes and the slapper would end up in the pond. When people arrived, there was even a sign on the door.

Caritas Presents
THREE MINUTE DATES

Hosted by Jaye Tyler
Reject People! Speedily!


When everyone had gotten there, Jaye took the stage, mic in hand. "Hey there, so you should all know how this goes by now, as we've had way too many for you to be clueless. Unless you're new. In which case, ha ha, suckers. So, dating sucks, so we get you through the process really really quickly. Now you can find out within three minutes that the person you're talking to is not the one you want to spend even four minutes more with.

"Here's how it goes: I call your name, and someone else's. You get together. You talk for three minutes, get to know each other, and then you'll hear this," she said, pulling an airhorn from behind her back to sound it. "Then I'll call your name with someone else's and you switch. You'll hear this sound," she said, blowing the horn again just because she could, "five times total. Any ques- good. Enjoy!"


[Three minutes = ten comments, which means each person gets five comments in a thread. You don't have to do these chronologically, but try not to Joss yourself. Slowplay is totally fine omg.

Also wait for OCD becauase if you interrupt me I WILL come over there. Ready! Set! Go kill my inbox!]

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[identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Only one guy for Tony? I'm oddly sad over this!

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[identity profile] all4thewookiees.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
If you want more, Jolee can stop by and make horrible innuendo involving lightsabers.

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[identity profile] not-ironmaiden.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
AND PUNS! I DEMAND PUNS!

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[identity profile] laidanegg.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 12:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Just as a warning, I have to take my car into the shop this morning and I may be offline for a bit until early afternoon.

Or I might not be, depending on if I can hitch a ride back home or if I just feel like walking to a coffee shop and waiting for my car there or something. I really have no clue. But we'll see!

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[identity profile] laidanegg.livejournal.com 2008-08-16 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
And I'm back now. Huzzah!
tyler_gone: (ooc)

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[personal profile] tyler_gone 2008-08-16 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I will be around as much as I possibly can, but I still have family stuff and I have to go be social for a chunk of the afternoon. I'll pick everything up after 8 EST at the latest.